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Writer, human of Dominic and Alex the Honking Bird
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I bought the viral Half Magic eyeshadow and it’s very pretty, but I’m too old for this kind of glitter fallout I look like I’m trying to smuggle Twilight vampires in my eyebags

The Book of Werewolves. I could only read it in the mornings so the fear would have subsided by bed time.

Representatives for the party said they hope she can inspire other women to take the fall after men screw everything up in the future. Read more: chaser.com.au/national/his...

It's so hard for us to believe conservatives would do the evil things they do because we couldn't fathom doing then ourselves; and it's so easy for them to believe the evil lies they tell about what we would do because they are thinking about doing those same things all the time.

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How my autistic head feels when trying to get used to the very slightly different weight distribution of my new glasses

starting his work day

Given Death Stranding 1 basically foreshadowed Covid I’m worried what a sequel set in Australia means for the future of my country

Happy #WorldMigratoryBirdDay 🐦 The Orange-bellied Parrot – one of just three migratory parrots – is arriving on mainland Australia from its Tassie breeding grounds. Where most of them go is still a mystery – and we’re on a mission to find out! Stay tuned 💚 📸 Jason Shackleton

I finally got new glasses and now I can see too much

You’re so correct Kojima.

I assume the conclave thing works like a miss universe pageant and I have no intention of learning if I’m right or not about that

ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered

Finally, someone who recognizes that when I watch this video the first and indeed only thing I think about is drainage

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

I am learning about all the different hells humans have invented for a story I’m writing and so far my biggest takeaway is I kinda wish hell was real because too many people right now deserve to be in one

Sinners (2025)

"waaahh its hard growing up a boy" motherfucker its hard growing up as anyone, anywhere, but growing up a white boy is the easiest character roll you can get. the manliest thing you can do is shut the fuck up and learn to be nice to people?

The view out my window in the Dickson electorate this morning #auspol

110%

Ali France just became the first person to unseat an opposition leader at an election. Despite Peter Dutton’s fear-mongering and culture wars that strategically and deliberately harm minorities, Australians didn’t buy it. And a woman with a disability showed him the door.

this is art, thank you peter dutton

Canada walked so Australia could Nutbush

The one public service job that Dutton was successful in cutting.

When the thrill subsides and we realise we aren’t gonna get the minority government with a greens influence the polls promised #auspol

Me on the streets of Dickson right now sharing the joyous news #auspol

Holy shit we’ve done a Canada

Have you tried turning the computer on and off again Antony? #auspol

Speers: "Laura, what do you think it looks like down there" Tingle: "I think they're fucked David."* * I'm paraphrasing. :P

Very bummed for the Brisbane Greens though #auspol

LET’S FUCKING GO DICKSON #auspol #BinNight

Annabel Crabb wearing a tie made of questionable lunchmeat #auspol

Let’s go Australia! #auspol #ausvotes #BinNight

Manifesting Dutton loses his seat #auspol

Says the senior commentator for newscorp without an ounce of reflection on the role of political media in this race to the bottom.

I didn’t end up getting handed a flyer by anyone, has my resting bitch face become too strong?

Political parties after election results make it clear their pivot to right isn't working

Getting ready to fight my way past the little old ladies waving conservative party pamphlets at me tomorrow #AusVotes2025

video games make eleventy billion dollars a year but we can only have one website about them, and it’s owned by The Bastard Group

The face on baby gang gangs is ridiculously cute it’s giving clown car Santa hat pincushion realness