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Call me Jay, call me Big Country, just don't call me crazy. Mr. Rogers was full of it. Don't look for heroes, swallow your fears like candy and be the hero.
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Fact: There have been 4 'once in a lifetime' economic crises during my time on earth. Conclusion: I am immortal or we have a hyperbole problem or we have a problem of electing useful idiots for the rich

Monday Haiku #Haiku Spring should hurry up This wet and cold bums me out At least we're alive

One unwritten rule we should write down in government: If you look like you will openly share 'girls gone wild' dvds with others, you should be disqualified for government office and definitely should not be VP or SecDef... I'm not sure how deeply this will affect the governing of Pennsylvania.

Frog on a lily Ribbitt ribbitt ribbit boy Energizer oi! #frog #haiku

By my estimation, The planet Earth is now 2% Funko Pops!

Monday #Haiku Slow moving coup rolls The bell for midnight begins We are led by fools

Sunday Haiku Peaceful dove glides by Orangutan swipes at it Dove calmly leaves him #Haiku

Saturday Haiku Spring has sprung across Your sinuses at a loss Blow each side then toss

Heck of a time getting squirrels out of your attic? Put Joe Rogan on repeat and when you return, the squirrels are gone and all you have to deal with now is getting the Tate brothers out of your attic #lifehack

unauslöschlicher funke - bernsteinauge #poetry #haiku

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

Currently getting my ass handed to me as a full time caregiver. 15 hour days, 7 days a week. Have mercy

Friday Haiku Not a single dime Give to charity instead Your cash is your voice #Haiku

Thursday Haiku Have yourself good thoughts Break barriers with joy man Bury your hatchets

Idiots and grifters are in charge of the rule of law. Act accordingly.

You will be missed Eugene. Thanks for lunch, advice and hours of ways to remember you.

2025 Haiku all up in this feed: Doge chases it's tail Elon shits his pants each day At least Trump is mute