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1/2 of @liveforthispod.bsky.social. Exvangelical. Tall, thick, and handsome. Don’t be a dick. Sports: SF Giants/Sacramento Kings/OU Sooners(alum!)/MCFC/St. Louis Blues/STLCFC
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Things I didn’t ever expect to hear on anything other than my phone or YouTube.

Whoa, Leeway rules.

Multiple headlines for reviews of Virgin all use the phrase, “Lorde is reborn.” I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

Us: "Your candidate's a genocidal right wing monster." Them: "You don't like the candidate but you must support them! Criticizing them is for AFTER the general. Blue NO MATTER WHO." Us: "That sucks. But here's our candidate. He just won." Them: "No matter who doesn't mean EVERYONE."

So the president doesn’t have to abide by the laws and the courts cannot curtail it. Well done. It’s over.

New from 404 Media: ICE is using a new facial recognition app to identify people, leaked emails show. Point camera at person, reveal their identity. It uses the CBP system that records peoples' faces as they enter or exit the U.S. Now, turned inwards to be used by ICE www.404media.co/ice-is-using...

So I started a new job and got sick at work, hurt myself at work, broke my nose, and now diverticulitis.

New Islamophobia same as the old Islamophobia, brought to you by the same old bosses who think they all still deserve to be the new bosses

Day baseball sucks and my sick day is made worse because the Marlins bats are active.

Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?

one of the funniest manifestations of Trumpworld sycophancy is that not only does everyone have to agree with him, they have to use the same words he uses

When asked for comment on what approach they should be taking, one CA congressional leader let out a derisive cackle and grinned saying, “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

Quick, list off Semitic peoples.

Andrew Cuomo is going to run as an independent for mayor blinking red the whole time like an 8-bit video game boss.

Good ol’ Wesley Bell

Strangelove or Master and Servant.

“People decide they don’t want to do their work anymore and dump it on us to fix” *manager proceeds to deflect and talk about moving the company forward* Every last one of us are cooked

My doofus Messianic Jewish neighbor is selling their place and moving with his black girlfriend to Texas. Have fun down there with that.

Amazing. NYT has more confirmation that Trump's decision to bomb Iran was motivated in large part by the way the Israeli strikes were "playing" on Fox News, which drove him to want credit for it

My mom is such a bad homer, lol. “Those cheating Pacers got what they deserved!” Hali paid for those sins with his Achilles, I guess.

Guess we’ll never know who curb found my broken plastic Adirondack chairs. Best of luck, suburban scourer.

Hot take: D Tier anthem and flag. #usmnt

I always wonder, “why?” Because he said so? Whiskey Dick can enlighten me in between his 6am Old Fashioneds and Manhattans.

Hegseth Sobriety Challenge: Impossible

I didn’t know chicken wings needed to be slurped and sucked off the bone…

So far, weekend shifts are good.

i mean, it was obviously not accidental, and it wasn't particularly clever. imagine what the most unpleasant, unlikable loser from your high school class would do, and you'll be able to predict what vance is up to with a frightening degree of accuracy

“Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you.”

Legit my bad.

Sick ass Cuban food for dinner. Day redeemed, tbh.

Is it the best you can do or is it the best you want to do?

“That’s just the way life is,” may be the worst thing to say to someone who is willing to quit the game.

I could use a lobotomy.

Mental health fucking sucks

Barret Hansen — better known as Dr. Demento — is retiring after 55 years in radio. The 84-year-old broadcaster has introduced audiences to "comedy songs, parodies, and musical oddities" since 1970. And episodes from his entire run are archived on his website. sopghreporter.com/2025/06/01/d...

The world will get to hear Lucy for the first time!

It felt nice to record tonight. New show out tomorrow evening. @liveforthispod.bsky.social

Common Brody W

Midweek day off means listening to how woefully inadequate we all are.

Red pickup with a Trump 2028 decal and a Kansas City Chiefs hitch cover.

Hello I am part of a secretive network of "alt" government employees. We must stay completely anonymous so we can bring you more information exposing this murderous fascist death cult government. But we DID set up a shopify,

My brother sent me videos from the Wu-Tang/RTJ show in Tulsa and that looked absolutely sick.

I’m giving a Glasgow Kiss to the fucker who reminds folks that WELL UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY LIVE IN ST LOUIS CITY YOU CANT SAY YOU LIVE IN ST LOUIS.

When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis