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Protesters are going to be met with very big force? Jfc, he sounds like a kindergartener.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

You just know Ken Jennings often thinks to himself “Seriously? Did you guys even study?”

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so weird seeing folks online talking about millennials and realizing they mean old people

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Les chats d’Amboise

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

French food is great but they don’t know shit about a carne asada burrito

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Paris

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna miss French potato chips

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

“Ribbit” en francais

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Me after staying in a foreign city for a week: Omg these tourists are just the worst

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

What do the French have against shower doors? Do they like getting water all over the bathroom floor?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

A view of my street (for the next week) from the nearby castle

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submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Pet peeve: unnecessary, but not exactly incorrect, use of “literally.” Like yeah it might be literally true, but no one would ever think you meant it figuratively.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Referring to the first decade of this century as “the two thousands” is dumb. We should call it “the twenty aughts” from now on.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Brothers

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Family size pizza? I beg to differ.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Trump will get busted for insider trading if nothing else

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

My cat thinks I’m his hunting buddy. He hasn’t figured out that I’m actively sabotaging his efforts to murder things.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

If Musk hates tariffs, it makes you wonder why he worked so hard to get the tariff guy elected. 🧐

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

I still expect to hear the Game of Thrones theme after the HBO intro

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Fav sign of the day

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Pet peeve: pronouncing “experiment” like ex-spearmint

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

Just discovered the middle aged mutant ninja turtles snl skit and it’s hard not to take it a little personally

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, but you know what else is performative? Every speech ever. Performative ≠ pointless

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

COMMERCIALS THEN: This is our product. It’s better than other similar products. Here’s a happy little jingle to help you remember it. COMMERCIALS NOW: What are you even doing with your life? Buy this thing if you want to stop being a total loser.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Panama by Van Halen but in the ermahgerd voice

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments