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I think it’s rad that then new pope has probably eaten hundreds of Chicago dogs and extra wet Italian beefs

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There is always one in law that will get drunk with you and tell you the family secrets. Befriend that in law and you’re golden baby 🤙🏻

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In my “feeling constantly on the verge of tears” era 🥺💅🏻

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I’m in a depresso right now. Had a strawberry and a miller lite for dinner 💅🏻

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On sending my husband reels

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There are no ICE agents in heaven

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People have complained that I’m a bit of a bitch at work. Which I take as a compliment 😘

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Sometimes when I finish pooping, I whisper to myself I maka da poop

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The funny thing to me is that people will also tell women to not eat soup in public. So everyone has to hide in their homes to eat soup? Must we cover our heads and shield the soup eating from god?

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I hope hell is real for specifically ICE agents. I hope all the expensive eggs they buy are as rotten as theirs souls and all of their wives divorce them. I hope they’re all estranged from their children.

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Saw like 15 cops on a CPD boat on the river, using taxpayer money for a pleasure cruise so I flipped them off and yelled fuck the pigs 😘

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Ultimately it doesn’t matter why you voted for fascism. If you’re okay with people dying because you were mad about egg prices, that makes you a bigot and an idiot.

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This is horrifying. I hope Mahmoud is safe! Fuck ICE and fuck this government!!!!

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Catching up on Bachelor and damn these girls are OBSESSED with Carolina!

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Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone?

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Spoken like a true worm

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‘Cybertruck Man’ a cartoon in defiance of Musk #political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen

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We can have more than one friend.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

But for real, where is Joe Exotic’s pardon?

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As a kid, I was an avid reader so I was reading adult books from a from young age. I would run into some pretty wild sex scenes, but I’m still a 3 on the Kinsey scale and get vanilla-slight rope bunny on the BDSM quiz soooo books neither made me gayer or turned me into a freak. Let the kids read.

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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

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I want to get really strong so I can kick the shit out of ICE officers.

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The white soap in automatic dispenser at work comes out warm in my hand. it is a familiar and unsettling feeling

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Listen, my ex may not have loved me, but at least he thought I was funny

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What do we call these? It’s not a tweet. My vote is blow. Sent a banger blow today

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Awkward because it’s a nazi salute…

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Maybe Canada will burn down the White House again. That could be fun.

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Girls only want two things: a Lenox spice village and a porch goose And also porch goose outfits…

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I love to add in the occasional unhinged photo to my parent’s aura frame so that every now and then they wander by and say “whose butt is that?”

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If you look cute enough, no one can tell you cried all day because your cat wouldn’t stop screaming at 8am and “ruined” your previous day off

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Putting on my makeup and jamming to BRAT like I wasn’t having a lil menty b all day 💚😗

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Rip Jimmy. Sorry about the peanut thing

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What I’ve learned working at my job: middle aged men pretend like they know how to navigate difficult circumstances but they sure don’t. All of them need me to hold their hand and walk them through every minor inconvenience and they all act like they are the most maligned person in on the planet.

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I don’t want to a boy mom or a girl dad, I want to be a they parent

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I get that parents don’t want to yell at their kids but gentle parenting SUCKS for nanny’s and babysitters. We don’t have quite the gentle authority parents have so when you say no or try to correct behavior, it leads to nightmare temper tantrums

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My work trauma bond group chat is absolutely blowing up rn

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At the tail end of driving the 6 hours back home from my in laws, dreaming about the absolutely hedonistic Chinese delivery order I’m about to place 🤤🤭

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Merry Christmas! Senior year of HS I was a peer leader and my ex bestie got me for secret Santa. She used a huge box, filled it with old tissue paper, three expired Swiss miss, and a friendship bracelet she had made (not for me) that I’m sure she had found under her bed that was covered in dog hair

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