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aprill.bsky.social
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I have decided to become a single issue California voter and that issue is motorcycle lane splitting

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You’re an adult, you can literally just leave work and go to the beachfront Taco Bell and hang out with the baby blackbirds whenever you want

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Ya’ll mind if I leave this bird here?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Packing up my mom’s house and just found this letter she wrote to her mom when she was 8 😭😭😭

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Do you know where fish store their clothes? Shelves

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I want to like it so bad but I can’t

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Being in your 30s is getting mail about tax reporting for an IRA you don’t ever remember opening

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Just did a rewatch of the Twilight Saga with my gen z roommate and am on such high getting to tell them the lore of how someone leaked Stephenie Meyer’s 5th book so she stopped publication. They had no idea, I feel so old and wise

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Heard this platform was Cats Only

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I think I’d make a good girlfriend but then I remember that one time my bf texted me an internal memo from a Stanford leadership group and forgot to tell me not to tell anyone for like four hours and by the time he did I already had it published in the New York Times

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

Few things make me happier than bringing someone in a Waymo for this first time, like this will genuinely be a part of my legacy

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

Delighting me to no end that we’re all here and not Threads

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments

finally hitting my stride and settling into the year, just in time for the colossal hand of daylight saving to come fuck my shit up

submitted 254 days ago • 9 comments

I think I like it over here more tbh

submitted 448 days ago • 1 comment

Gm bsky

submitted 767 days ago • 2 comments

girls don't forget to make yourself a little treat today little treats are so important for survival

submitted 768 days ago • 8 comments

Dang, already lost a follower

submitted 771 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like a bag of crumbs

submitted 771 days ago • 0 comments

About to start posting all the bangers I wrote on Twitter that got <2 likes in the last decade as if I just thought of them

submitted 774 days ago • 0 comments

Just found out my favorite crow account is active on here, so I will be staying

submitted 774 days ago • 0 comments

I love the lil scavenger hunt I’ve made for the people who care about seeing my shitposts. It’s like, which social media will I be addicted to this week? Who knows!

submitted 774 days ago • 0 comments

if you make a second account for yourself with your first invite you will have two accounts in two weeks. make two more accounts and you will have four accounts in four weeks. eight accounts in six weeks. keep doing this and you will have 67,108,864 accounts in a year #grindset

submitted 775 days ago • 9 comments

I lasted all of 48 hours before I had to block that one person already, we are so back baby

submitted 775 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently bsky has a hard-coded cool kids club 🤔

submitted 775 days ago • 1 comment