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if pride was a riot, call me ppppppppppppporky the fucking p-p-p-pig oink oink assholes

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rn 4 srs

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bitch made

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bitch made

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"COME LATE OR COME NEVER."🐷 "SHRÖDINNGER'S DOUCHEBAG WAS ALWAYS THAT MONSTER. AND. . . I DON'T FUCKING EVEN HAVE TO GRRRRRRRR 😮‍💨 that's Mwhy, it/it's a just ONE piece in the biggest flaming fucking dumpster. actual garbage. for real. a million times. because im not you're fuck. wow. &

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Woof. its 3:47 am. do you know where your letter carrier is????

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DEVOURER

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i see we're bird posting :9

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lmao. im about to go on Twitter just to sexually harass an old dog

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if i was a horse i could be ikea meatballs.

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Bunnygirl cumming from someone yanking on her ears at the same time she goes ball deep inside them

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time to go check my fucking {business email} i guess. see if {daddy musk} has issued any more baby requests for his baby girl.

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"it's impossible to get published as a white man these days" bro tom clancy has been dead for TWELVE YEARS and his ass is still publishing books. you literally have to compete with a dead guy and you can't beat him. maybe it's just a skill issue

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TELL SBF TO PAY THE E-GIRLS.

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don't tell on [____] unless you know big brother will [____] you can come back as a girl tho. lmao

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DO NOT TEXT HIS WIFE

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SORRY MISS. THATS NOT YOUR JURISDICTION. A WRITTEN WARNING OF DISCIPLINARY ACTION IS NOW IN THE MAIL.

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another day, another 20 men messaging me on grindr the second i open the app to clear the last batch of messages

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THERE BETTER BE YESTERDAY'S DINNER ON THE FUCKING COUNTER ALONG WITH TODAY'S DINNER.

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DOG TEAM LITRE. ¡INVEST IN CUPS WE NEED CUPS! CUPS! STORAGE! CONTAINERS! ¡BOWLS BLOCKS. HOW DO YOU DRINK WITHOUT CUPS? OH MY GOD. WHERE DO I STORE ALL THAT BEER?!

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maybe space force.

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i tried to get my pilots licence in a bar i didn't even finish my first flight. I'll never make it in the air force.

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lmao. u bitches wild

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can anyone think of a business where losing money is the whole business?

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how to eat a corn dog: step 1: bite the tip off step 2: suck the meat out step 3: eat the rest of the breading step 4: eat the stick

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weak men fear me.

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I'M SUBSCRIBED TO YOUR MOM'S ONLYFANS

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EVERYONE SAYS THEY'RE KINKY UNTIL I SAY MY KINK IS WHEN I GET A REAL WILD BITCH TO " " ACT " " NORMAL AND SUDDENLY, WOAH. G. 》YOU'RE GOING TOO FUCKING FAR. 《 — BITCH ACT NORMAL. EAT WITH THE PROPER FORK.

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IM NOT FUCKING WET! 》》》》》》》》.YOU'RE WET. THERE'S MORE OF ME THEN THERE ARE OF YOU. DON'T FORGET. SHITLIB.

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