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While I can appreciate the de-growth mindset of “maybe children don’t need 30 dolls” I can only feel that from this president, in this country, that phrase is more akin to the dictator of a collapsing country trying to tell the citizens to ration supplies

Serious question: Where are the Elon Musk Libraries? The Jeff Bezos Children’s Hospitals? The Mark Zuckerberg municipal parks? The Sam Altman High Schools Am I missing something?

Why is it always “vaccines cause autism” and not like microplastics? There are dozens of well executed, comprehensive studies on the safety and efficacy of vaccines. But how about apples hmm? Any studies that show they don’t cause autism? Any other unrelated things we could test?

I have no doubts there is a LOT of tech debt in the SSA codebase. But as someone who has recently done a full rewrite/ tech stack change… I don’t care what ai tech nonsense you have. It cannot be done in “a few months”. Not in a way where it actually works at the end anyway

I hope Ben Stiller knows we now officially have beef over the finale of Severence

If you told a maga person that Bill Gates was illegally seizing control of the federal payment system and shutting down agencies he didn’t like, they would lose their shit. Like all their conspiracies about a bunch of ultra rich creeps running the world are turning true and they are cheering.

Aren’t you tired of the usual drag of *checks notes* communicating with your loved ones? Try out this new AI that will write your text messages for you

I need ideas on how to humiliate people for wearing nazi shit in public. Preferably legal ones so I can do it more than once

Absolutely losing it

Googling “how to not end up in the psych ward” while waiting for the doc to walk in

To all the people on my FYP on TikTok: Your videos are funny, well done. But it is also a federal offense to threaten the life of an elected official so just, you know… Be safe out there

HEY! Why the fuck are my eggs so goddamn expensive?

I don’t believe in hell. However, due to overwhelming demand, I will be creating one. Taking applications now

If anyone needs me I’m gonna be listening to this on repeat at max volume youtu.be/ac4E_UsmB1g?...

Maybe punching a fascist in the teeth will cheer me up…

What? You want me to turn it off? And waste this perfectly good orphan crushing machine?

What do I have to do to get you bozos to follow me? Post hole?

Well Let’s justr say My peanits

I’m not saying we should all make fun of the crowd size tomorrow… But we should all make fun of the crowd size tomorrow. You saw how it riled him up when he debated Harris last year lmao

British people realizing they have to keep doing the stupid accent now that Americans are back on TikTok

Just cause TikTok is unbanned doesn’t mean you should stop being mad at the US Government!

@hankgreen.bsky.social Any plans to post Complexly content on Nebula?

Tally ho lads, lasses and lassads