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Bruno Mars’s first draft needed some work

In WW2 the average age of a combat soldier was 26. In Vietnam he was N-n-n-n-anette Newman.

“The guy in 3C has drugs in his butt.” “Hush now, Tim, we’re on vacation.”

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FRIDAY. 6 PM. GET THOSE WINE GLASSES OUT.

i was ready to be outraged at the injustice but the story was behind a paywall so i went back to scrolling

Today’s adventure 🌾

Might be one for @norock.bsky.social - looking for a long-running (uk-based) music blog that has curated a monthly spotify playlist for ages. May have originated on Drowned in Sound but I can't find it on there. Names escapes me and I neeeeeeeed to resubscribe to it.

TWO days until Baby Giro. Best race.

Think it's about time I finally admit to myself that I just don't like coffee. Tastes shit, makes me shit, the "I need coffee to function lol" lot at work are beyond useless, and everyone who's *really into it* seems a massive melon/dullard. Smells nice, mind. Coffee amnesty starts now. 🚮

If only there was a Little Britain sketch about apologising.

I, a Frasier fan, have a real urge to watch the U21s Euros tonight but I’m not entirely sure why 🤔

Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵

chosen my summer twenty-five vibe

Oh fucking hell, Brian Wilson's gone. Him and Sly Stone in a matter of days, that's a lot.

⚠️ 🥪 PSA: Ham and tomato = good Ham and cheese = good Cheese and apple = good Cheese and tomato = good Ham and apple =not good #sandwich #chat #sandwichat

johnny cash trying to get a new audience: i skrrrt myself today

See it (a horse) Say it ("horse!") Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)

You think *this* is my resting bitch face? Oh, bitch, I ain't even started resting yet.

BS: Butthole Skeets

i am an adult. i will not laugh at the invoice for In the Time of the Butterflies. i can handle this

Ahhh, I totally forgot to tell you all that I touched a hedgehog last night. Right… Last night, I touched a hedgehog.

Find your new band name: • fuck ben off • survivor elephant • fondant captain • unlikable strawberry • last new scones • horse find

I've been a real Fanny Cradock this past weekend. Made scones, lasagne, lemonade, strawberry ice cream. Just felt this urge to create. The lemonade is amazing, taste exactly like lemon sherbet sweets. Mint choc i/c next. Went a bit mad with the lasagne though, anyone nr Hanssenspark and want some?

favorite Busters: - Myth - Ghost - Dust - Keaton, Scruggs, & Bluth