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Today is a sad day. My sandals that I’ve had for like 3 years finally broke. They were just your standard Walmart sandals but man I sure did like them.

I’m just gonna say it: brownies are better cold than warm.

Watching my comfort show, Brooklyn 99, and the best part is Holt and Wuntch’s insults to each other. They make me laugh every time.

So I can’t decide - Oblivion Remastered or Expedition 33? I can only get one right now. I’ve only ever played Skyrim so OR would be completely new to me but E33 looks incredible.

Pedro Pascal returns as Joel Miller in the next episode of #TheLastOfUs

Decided to make homemade Crunch Wraps for dinner. Man, they were delicious. Highly recommend.

Operation Install New Water Line For Fancy New Refrigerator is a success!

I  know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.

One thing I’d like with GTAVI is I hope the random NPC’s are a little bit tougher this time around. In GTAV I’d steal someone’s car and they’d want to fight me only to go down in like 2 hits. #gtavi

So I got a bit of extra money and was able to splurge a bit and got a robot vacuum. Oh man, what a game changer. My floors look 1,000% better. I never really thought about how much time/effort it really takes to sweep/mop nearly every day. This thing was worth every penny.

I own a PS5 and a Switch. I’ve always wanted to pick up an Xbox at some point but there’s no way I’m paying these new prices. This is stupid.

So I got my first smart watch a few days ago and it has a sleep tracker section. Do people really wear these watches to sleep? That’s so…weird, right?

Did you know that, despite their name, paper clips aren’t actually made of paper? They’re actually made of metal.

Ok what is the deal with people making videos online and using those teeny-tiny microphones? They look like the kind you’re meant to pin to your person but they just awkwardly hold them, instead. What am I missing?

It’s wild to me that there are people out there who don’t keep their doors locked during the day.

One of the recliners in my living room makes a sort-of “popping” sound whenever I rock with it and I cannot for the life of me figure out why. I might actually go insane.

So like most people in their 40’s attempting to do something past 7PM - I fell asleep. There’s another game on tonight and I’ll be at work so there’s only like a 55% chance I’ll fall asleep again.

@eufy.bsky.social assuming this is for the security cameras, Making me wait for a full page ad to load and then for me to have to click out of it before I can view my SECURITY cameras is fucking ridiculous. This could be a time-sensitive issue and you’re making me wait on a damn ad? Unbelievable.

I’ve never watched a second of the NBA but that tunnel shot by Steph Curry was ridiculous. I think I’m gonna check out their next game.

That’s right. 🇺🇦

If social media never became a thing what would people have done with all those weird ideas that turned in to viral videos?

Have you ever actually been around someone who’s put a Pop Tart in the toaster before eating it? Be honest.

It’s weird how you can go from not wanting to really play anything to rediscovering down great games. I went from bored of everything to (re)playing a handful of great games. Mainly #RDR2, #KCD, #KCD2 (soon) and #NMS. I love getting back into them all.

Update: they have completely removed the entire machine. I guess it wasn’t worth the hassle to refill.

My partner at work and I carpool. We’ve worked together every day for a little over a year. He’s an unassuming Asian man, married and enjoys video games and anime. I just got in his car and he’s listening to some hardcore death metal. You think you know someone.

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I need to get my hands on one of those new Fortnite (Rock Band) guitars. Festival is fun but is not the same with a controller.

Every time I write/type something I want to look smart and use a semicolon correctly; but then I realize that I’m never sure if I use a semicolon correctly.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand it. My wife will keep our room temperature down to somewhere around North Pole levels but then bury herself under literally 5 blankets. There’s an easier way to stay warm, I think.

Why must they made review embargoes drop so close to release? I need to know if my hype is justified way before the day before. Give me like a solid week to watch my favorite reviewer and then squeal with excitement for that week leading up to release. #KCD2

Started RDR2 again. Masterpiece.

I just got home from work and it’s 61 degrees in my house right now. Chilly.

So I randomly decided to redownload Skyrim and boy, it’s all I’ve been playing. I’m not sure why I stopped but what a great game.

I have never noticed how forced 99% of these family YouTube channels' videos seem until recently. The fake drama is so cringy.

I don't think there's ever been a universal consensus whether it's a half man, half bear-pig, or a half bear, half pig-man...or is it a half pig, half man-bear? Nobody seems to really know.

Randomly came across Angels In The Outfield on Disney. What a throwback, and a cheesy, good movie.