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ari.express
Work non-haver. Ontario's largest Failwoman @astrra.space is my evil clone @ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems ari.express <--- webbed site https://ko-fi.com/ariexpress <--- donations 22 She/Her EN/RU
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Why can't I be paid enormous amounts of money for having my tits be large

My grandpa couldn't understand the thermostat so I gave him a radioisotope thermal generator for heating!

Zoe @monsterprom.bsky.social hit trans spaces like crack did black neighborhoods in the 70s

Using binary search to experimentally determine the minimum amount of titties I need to draw in order to get reposted by @nekomimi.pet

Can we, as a society, stop normalizing pissing already? Cmon it's 2025

My head feels like it's gonna explode and watching 1985 catholic guilt cat boy doomed yaoi anime didn't help

Would y'all still fw me if it turned out I was secretly a federal agent?

She got better :)

Giving out disconnected pieces of lore about my world in flavour text, call me Dark Souls

Should I turn my iron maiden tshirt into a crop top solely to offend boomers? Idk why I even own it. I hate the band

Astra vore moment

[girl getting close to getting a job voice] I should start doing game development

The most ironic part about this whole thing is that due to my upbringing, I have absolutely no qualms about eating "cute" or "pet" animals. I had a bunny and still ate bunny meat after it died. I ate horse meat regularly.

Still need to play the new chapter sometime

Offered free forcefem; Will offer more if business succeeds.