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86 who? More like 69 AOC 😎😎

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I can't wait for it to be Friday night, and for me to have eaten a massive edible and be in a screening for Friendship

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Cursing someone so that every time they meet a new person it’s like the Dreamweaver scene from Wayne’s World in their head

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At this point why would anyone in charge at Twitter care if someone caught their in-house robot being racist, like why even bother pretending you think it’s a bad thing that happened

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lets fucking gooooooo

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Dang I really forgot what it feels like to shoot a gun. It feels similar to well, shooting a gun I guess. It's a unique experience. Fun though at the range. My aim is dogshit. I can barely hit where I want from 5 yards, meanwhile Grandpa Wick next to me was hitting center at like 15 yards

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Haven't been to the shooting range in like three years. Might go tonight 🤔

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Lmao Will Smith really slapped Chris Rock and yelled at him like he was angry at his friend at a middle school dance.

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Hey, your kid graduated like 3rd grade. You don’t need to have them put on a graduation gown and hat like they’re graduating from high school or college. Your kid doesn’t even know how to solve x + 1 = 2, so let’s calm tf down

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Sorry general consensus, but that really bad movie I saw when I was a super emotional teenager 20 years ago is actually good.

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Nothing I want more than to be at home right now and lying in bed.

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I can't believe I found a $100 bill like 3 years ago walking my dog just sitting on the grass. I think I died right before then and all this is fake.

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On this day in 2009 I unironically posted 3OH3 lyrics as my Facebook status, and not even from their one popular song at the time either.

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I think whatever morsel of interest I had in the marvel movies/shows totally died when they announced RDJ was going to be a new big main character. Like just how creatively fucking bankrupt is that.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The shit youtube recommends me. @itsmesleeves.bsky.social ass post

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still amazed how much the greater than and less than sign still confuse me on where to put the bigger number, even though its like literally so simple. It's like my brain just shuts down when I type it out.

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Tim Robinson definitely did not write this piece of music

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Got some pretty terrible news about my dads health today. Facing some likely hard realities over the next 5 years or so.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Do people know what "self-hosting" means??? I looked for two different apps for self hosting and the first step in the guides are, "Purchase a server to deploy to" That is the fucking opposite of SELF hosting

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I actually know a guy who cums on the poptarts at the poptart factory, its not just an urban legend

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

She Walt On my Goggins 'til I Actor.

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Damn fiber really helps with pooping huh

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Homer walking out to "Why Can't We Be Friends?" to box Dredrick Tatum is such an insanely funny bit

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My body knew I was having a bad day so it gave me diarrhea to really drive the point home.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.

submitted 14 days ago • 357 comments

Having an exceptionally bad mental health day/week/month. In a very bad way currently and just want to sleep for a year.

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Watching clips of Rodney Dangerfield. We all laugh, we watch him act the clown, but man- this guy really got like, NO respect at all it sounds like, in his life.

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Saw a youtube video called THE HARSH TRUTH OF DEATH ROW I think I know what it is; is it that you will be killed eventually?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Wish I was around to get PTSD in Nam

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

So excited to see @pftompkins.bsky.social and the gang tonight at Varietourpia! I will of course be dressed in my finest podcast merch

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My main goal is to blow up Then act like I don’t know nobody

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Still remember when I farted in 8th grade science class and everyone around me started roasting me because it smelled extremely bad. Then the teacher, who I thought was hot, smelled it and opened a window as the whole class laughed. That shit changes an 8th grader.

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fuck Beaver

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Was blatantly hit on today for the first time in like, I dunno, 10+ years? Self-esteem mega boosted 😤😤

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments