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Middle Earth, middle nerd. Chronically online since before Eternal September.
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

my 180 hours in just legend of zelda tears of the kingdom works out to be about 2 dollars an hour including the price of the whole game console lol

CIA officer, 18 months deep, deep undercover, logging on, typing "C3P04Evar" into the clandestine tool and typing "Meesa infiltrated the Iranian Nuclear Program" back to Langley

I remember a story in the Army where a commander was dubious about intelligence soldiers working with people who had connections with the Taliban and could we trust people like that and the intel officer replied "the people who don't work with the Taliban have no information about them."

A chicken in every pot, two dolls, five pencils, and a low-tariff Rolls Royce.

Donald Trump caused liberal landslides in Canada, Australia, and… *checks notes* the Vatican?

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Nothing says government efficiency like spending billions to rebuild and reopen an unneeded prison that closed 60 years ago because it was too expensive to maintain.

the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website

Pete Hegseth won't let troops in Kuwait play dominos but he installed a make-up studio in the Pentagon for his personal use.

this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’

what do you want

RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is

Same, medieval dudes. Same.

All the Gen Z people who hated on Millennial weddings in barns with mason jar and burlap DIY decorations about to discover why it was popular.

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. -FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

Oh God not again 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning 🔅💥 🔆💥 👸🏽 what happen 👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb 💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal 👸🏽 what !! 💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on 👸🏽 it’s you !! 👾 how are you gentlemen !! 👾 all your base are belong to us

After seeing more people discover Atkinson Hyperlegible, a font designed to look good and work well for users with reduced vision, I decided to write up the way that I serve Google fonts in a way that preserves my visitors’ privacy without slowing down page loads.

PLA officer in Beijing getting shouted at for not noticing Goldberg was also in the chat rn

If Salt Typhoon and Volt Typhoon hackers break into the same server, do they undergo electrolysis and turn into Chlorine Gas Typhoon?