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Husband, pastor, comedian, medical financial coordinator, armchair American historian, disabled but fighting every day, owner of too many pets.
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I just stumbled across this version, and it made me tear up all over again. RIP youtu.be/XqLTe8h0-jo?...

I bet Trump is GREAT for comedy. Not as great as functional government, a decent economy, & no constant threats of millions of poor & sick people being cut off from basic medical needs and bare-bones nutrition. TL;DR: Comedy ain't easier because we're in a dystopian nightmare.

Leave it to Greeny to cry when Rudy's being carried off and not the jersey scene @ryanclark25.bsky.social @domoniquefoxworth.bsky.social @espn.com

For instance, would love to read a version of this 2019 piece (which is quite good) about the awful rise in violent crime in Baltimore about the city's current historic and equally remarkable reduction in violent crime. www.nytimes.com/2019/03/12/m...

We’re Sorry, You Can’t Join Our Street Gang Because You Don’t Know Ballet www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wer...

I have 2 tickets for Josh Johnson tonight at 7pm at the Warner. I also have parking. Orchestra seats. I'd love to recoup face value, but more than that, I don't want them to go to waste. If anyone is interested, message me.

Lynyrd Skynyrd walked so Kynzleigh & Khatelynnee could ask for the manager at their local Target.

RIP Brian Wilson. God Only Knows what we'd be without you. youtu.be/NADx3-qRxek?...

I just ate 3 birria tacos WITH consommé while sitting at my workstation. And when I was done, I had not dripped or dropped anything on my clothes OR my laptop. I need to play the Mega Millions while my luck is hot.

The MAGA version of My Two Dads sucks.

My kingdom for some coworkers who understand they don't HAVE TO ALWAYS REPLY ALL to group emails.

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him? KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

Why did my brain never make the connection that the Modelo commercial song is the song from The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly? I'm so mad at myself.

When I call insurance providers, I have to give my 1st name & 1st initial of my last name (S.O.P.). We use the phonetic alphabet, so it's "B as in Bravo". One day, I'm just going to say my name is Ronnie Bravo, then make karate noises until they either laugh or hang up.

What it feels like when you're on hold with Carefirst Provider Services

What if sexual kinks are hereditary?

I plumb forgot about this!

“Well, we are all going to die” is the new “let them eat cake”.

Then give up your own federally funded, Cadillac coverage. Lead by example, you soulless ghoul.

Get someone who wants your attention as much as Door Dash does when you leave something in your cart & close the app without making a purchase.

WE ARE RELIEVED TO HEAR A U.S. COURT HAS RULED THAT TARIFFS AGAINST OUR ISLAND WERE ILLEGAL AND A SPECTACULAR MISUNDERSTANDING OF GEOGRAPHY, BIOLOGY, AND REALITY. FLIPPERS UP UNTIL WE ARE PERMANENTLY SHOWN DUE RESPECT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -PM Tuxley II

I slept with my feet left exposed by the covers, and the monsters did not eat them. The system is broken.

Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

Even worse, we can't expect this administration to be responsible enough to go into lockdown when the next pandemic hits, which will make it SO much worse. www.npr.org/2025/05/28/n...

One day, the rest of the NBA will learn that once you are up on the Knicks by 19, YOU NEED TO NOT SCORE AGAIN UNTIL THEY DO.

It's a weirdly liberating feeling when you understand that the family you've known for your entire life doesn't give a single fuck about you.

It's simple, really. Don't let wages keep pace with inflation. Then make gambling SUPER easy. Push parlays that are notoriously hard to win for novice gamblers with bonuses & promises of free cash...

I've got male pattern baldness on my head and CGM pattern baldness on my stomach.

My old ass just wants to go to bed, but my wife is monopozing the bathroom, so here I sit.

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if Mr. Rogers gave this speech to our current Congress. Then I think about how Greene, Boebert, Stefanski, Mastriano, Biggs, Gosar, Ogles, Loudermilk, and so many others would treat him, and I'm glad he's not here anymore. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7...

Wishing Well open.substack.com/pub/michaeli...

Mike Wallace is spinning in his grave right now, & Lowell Bregman wishes he was dead so as to not see this happen. 60 Minutes is nothing more than an arm of the propaganda machine on Pennsylvania Ave. now. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

The House Rules Committee -- which changes bills however the House speaker tells it to before they hit the House floor -- is meeting Weds at 1am to bring up the GOP's massive tax plan, which strips health insurance from 13.7M people to give tax breaks to rich people. Definitely nothing to see here!

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

The new How to Train Your Dragon movie is now officially the 8th & final season of Game of Thrones, & I will NOT accept any questions at this time.