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"Magic mirror, on the wall... Does this look like a hemorrhoid to you?"

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They’re not banning books because they’re dangerous—They’re banning them because they expose the truth. 📚 Erased tells the history they tried to bury—& now they’re coming for it. If it’s “too dangerous to teach,” you need to read it. ⚠️Read it before they ban it for good: stan.store/gxldsociety/...

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A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

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Woman Worried Student Loans Could Prevent Her From One Day Owning Entirely Different Kind Of Crippling Debt theonion.com/woman-w...

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Things are stressful, so here is an adorable blep to remind you that it's okay.

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there is no plan(et) b.

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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

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For Superman Day 2025, I give you The Superman Creed of 1942: "I shall fight the enemies-from-within until they are all smashed, until the battle against oppression is won and until kindness and humanity again rule the world!"

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Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs theonion.com/underfu...

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Small Town Kind Where Everyone Leaves Chastity Belts Unlocked theonion.com/small-t...

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Dear Microsoft word - You can tighten a noose, you can't really tighten a nose. I know it's a 'scary' word, but I was using it on purpose. Sincerely, Fiction writers

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The Caribbean reef squid out on quite the show today. Wait for the dramatic 180 color change reverse off stage! 🦑🔄👻💨 #caribbeanreefsquid #reefsquid #squid #chromatophores #colorchange #poof #cephalopod #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity

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Soothing. 😮‍💨

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Here is a nice mushroom

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Fairytale

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Northern lights cats! ₊˚⊹. ݁˖✨

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Morning all. May the path you tread today be as pleasant as this was to me. 🌲🌲🎶🌞☕🎶🌿🦌🌲🪻☕🎶🦋 #TreadLightlyThursday #FernFrenzy #Nature

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Don't you love when you did so very little the previous day that you just have to change the date on your to-do list and leave the rest exactly the way it was yesterday? That's called efficiency.

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Obsessed with this photo I took of a California Condor at the Oregon Zoo looking out into the rain majestically 🌧️

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Some sound advice:

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The primroses are getting ready to bloom! The earth is waking up. Don't worry, the world wants to take care of us, we just have to accept the help!

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If your representative is dodging in-person town halls, call them out! Tag them and demand they face their constituents.

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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There is an inherent love each human has for all other humans, even if they have forgotten it. And this love is the only way back to safety. Hate is a disease. Love is a cure for all social diseases and a balm for all the physical ones. We can make things okay again. Maybe even better than before.

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Every time you don't buy a book from Amazon, but use a good indie store who actually values the sale & treats you & your purchase with respect, the sun shines brighter, floofy puppies gambol in fresher grass, & Jeff Bezos's piles sting for just a biiiit longer. Sounds GREAT to me. Buy independent.

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Today in US History: On January 31, 1865, "Congress passed the Thirteenth Amendment which, on ratification, abolished slavery in America. The vote in the House was 121 to 24." www.archives.gov/milestone-do...

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Please buy books and read them. It will matter moving forward.

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Today and in the coming days, remember

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I love that my ridiculous mess never seems to get in the way of her comfort.

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The Revolution Will Not be Televised -take more Polaroids, take pictures with film - put an actual pen to actual paper - talk to people in person - preserve banned books and science books - participate in community gardens - run for office or school board in your town

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