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asher.craves.coffee
he / him || 27 || dumb cannibal boy $sepulchreangel β€’β€’β€’ πŸ¦‡ ― ❛ I recognize your craving as if it were my own. You want to control, and the thought makes you slaver like a starving wolf. ❜
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Brughtfrhb what the FUCK did audacity do to their program?? i am this close to seeing if there are older versions available holy shit

Youtube started giving me popups about my adblocker again. But within minutes of opening youtube, my adblocker says that it detected 50 attempted ads. I think I know what choice I'm making.

google, how to make essential oil blend that smells like cheap cologne and bad cigarettes, end search

I don't care about clean girl aesthetic only accept filth and slime

None of the Civ vr trailers show actual gameplay bc they already know that making a top-down strategy game in vr is a stupid idea

Apparently app stores have begun to hide search results. There was an old app game i loved, and i thought the devs had deleted it, because searching for the game only led me to their other games. But when I opened their dev page, boom. There it is, plain as day. Holy shit.

me: hey, the internet's out, let's plug in the ps4 and watch a dvd until it's back on PS4: to play dvds, you need to connect to the internet and enable- ??????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????? THAT IS INSANE, THAT IS ACTUALLY JUST INSANE

Is there something fucky wuckied with #DeadByDaylight servers today? Every game I've played me and my friends are ONLY matched with like, EU users or something, 160+ ping every single time. Very confusing, and really hard to time things correctly!

chain of increasingly bizarre things completely unrelated to gender whatsoever that gives me gender euphoria for some reason;

Y'know i wanted to like fragpunk, i really did. But after noticing the insane amount of AI used in *everything*, i just can't in good conscience keep playing. :( it's such a shame. I had high hopes for that game.

Y'all ever notice how, when a mod maker is weirdly bitchy and defensive in the description of their mod, the mod NEVER works? And then they get more bitchy and defensive when people simply ask for help?? Weirdos

to think i could be home playing skyrim rn

Back on my skyrim grind, lads πŸ’ͺ here's an edit of my dunmer, Caelyth Duskfallen. he's a necro-archer who summons a bound bow and raises the dead with every shot he lands! and he's very, very, very gay for his Akaviri beefcake follower πŸ‘€

Dude, fuck covid and fuck the people who gave me covid even when i was so good about protecting myself and others. It has actively ruined my life. Long covid turned my brain to swiss cheese and my tremors are unbearable, and food still smells like MOLD sometimes. Fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

skyrim modders!!!! GIVE US MORE SKIMPY ARMOR FOR MEN!!!!!!! give my boys crop tops and itty bitty skirts and fishnets!!!! they deserve it!!!!!

- phoenix was known in classes for saying a bunch of white supremacist stuff!! - i dont know why he shot up the college 😰 bro, really???

No, recommends, believe it or not, i dont want to play that game that's obviously a copy cat of an indie game that was only made bc people know indie devs can't afford copyrights and lawyers

after getting stunlocked in a corner in dead by daylight with two shitbirds and back to back flashlight blinds, i will never not take Lightborn. i dont care what people think about it, i am ssssooooooo done πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† i cant believe i got bullied into being a fuckin lightborn player dude this is so sad

#Fragpunk is really interesting and fun, and I'm excited to see how it gets developed in the future! But it's also super obvious all the bigoted shitstains who got banned from Valorant are taking refuge there. Global chat was a MISTAKE.

Ik i have issues when i see "DNI __(thing i am literally not nor have ever been)__" and immediately think it's directed at me and I somehow did something I am totally unaware of. Don't have a single clue what could cause that thought process but one thing's for sure, Something Ain't Right About Me

Something i would love to see from Dead By Daylight in the future: preliminary games that determine one's rank based on dynamic playstyle right at the start. Sincerely, a new killer player who keeps getting steamrolled by "bronze" players who are definitely iridescent survivor mains.

Gonna avoid bsky for a few hours, don't have a single clue why there are so many genuinely triggering things being recommended to me on the discover page but it feels like every time I try to mute (or report in severe cases) it's just adding it to my interests instead and this is BAD for me.

I'm just sayin', I think i would have a lot more initiative to do the dishes if our dishwasher would actually clean them the first time around.

β“˜ this user likes to bite people

Okay, what post did i like that ended up putting a bunch of weird fetishes in my feed again (β λˆˆβ β€Έβ λˆˆβ )

Got my Adept Legion achievement 😎 Proudly sticking that on my profile. Hell yeah

I would love it if i could stop getting sick the days I've been planning on doing things.

Not being able to have my killer perk charms attached to my survivors (and vice versa) is soul crushing. Let me carry around my Legion charms even when I'm playing survivor πŸ’”πŸ₯€

I'll never be mad at my friends if a "she" slips into convo, especially if they immediately correct it. But holy fuck it is a stab in the gut no matter if it was intentional or not. Just another reminder that I don't pass.

Yknow when there's something you like or support, so you like a single post about it, then suddenly your entire feed is FLOODED with nothing but that, and you find yourself adding that exact thing to your mute list so you can at least try to get some variety on your feed

once again misandry is the answer

nothing like being interrupted and overtalked first thing in the fucking morning πŸ˜’

my. my stylus broke today. i think this might be it for me, boys.

"What kinda pokemon do you like? Cute ones, cool ones?" Naw dude, the fucked up weird ones that would probably all have a shitty grunge band together

- Tokyo Ghoul characters are being added to Dead By Daylight I guess that means I'm finally gonna sit down and watch That Anime With The Really Cool Character Designs That I've Put Off Watching Since Highschool For Whatever Reason

Every time I see one of those "repost if LGBTQ are safe with you" images, they NEVER have alt text. What this tells me is that while LGBTQ people are welcome, disabled people are not. Not a good look.

just got sable. already imagining the absolute perfection that would be transmasc sable ward. aah.. πŸ–€

i need to chug 17 gallons of pure testosterone rn

bf: doesn't it feel so great to just lay in bed and be naked in our own house (⁠◑⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◑⁠)q⁠*゚⁠+ me, trans and dysphoric as fuck: define great

Y'know what's fun? designing a vtuber model? You know what's agonizing? RIGGING THE PHYSICS BC YOU CAN'T AFFORD PREMADE ASSETS AND HAVE TO CRAFT THE HAIR YOURSELF WITH 0 EXPERIENCE AND EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO TEST IT IT JUST FALLS OFF THE MODEL LIKE A CHEAP WIG