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Super sexy, dad, palace fan. Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.
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That fans shouldn’t even begin to judge signings until they’re midway into their second season, regardless of how much they cost. A player smashing it in year 3,4,5 of a contract 100% outweighs any tough first couple of years.

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6 Music to not be playing either Loyle Carner or Kae Tempest every single time I turn on the radio challenge: Impossible #6music

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was never a fan of Schlupp but to play almost 250 times for a club when you were never ever first choice in any position is remarkable really #cpfc

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Feel like this shit 'joke' that's causing hysteria on X is no more the sort of thing father-in-laws or that one prick that everyone has on their group chats would send. What gets me is he'd never send it if a Muslim was driving the car, he'd be sending love to Liverpool and calling for deportations

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Rage bait. Full quote “we are preparing for the Community Shield and I truly believe… in football you can never know 100%… but I say, 99%, I will be manager of Crystal Palace next season”

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Sounds like this was prescient! #cpfc

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Since George Simms wrote his genius article saying Palace were going nowhere after losing to Brentford (which was only our second loss of our previous ten league games)… we lost only four league games and went on to win the FA Cup. Surely has to go down as the worst article in history #cpfc

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Jeremy Clarkson on BBC2 and ITV at the same time on prime time Sunday night TV and broadcasters are scratching their heads over why linear TV is dying

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Love feeling the heavy cloud being lifted off my head when the season ends - no more looking up the table, looking down the table, looking at who the teams around us have got coming up, keeping an eye on the goal difference, worry, excitement, dread, anger, happiness… it just becomes a memory #cpfc

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🎶 12th again who gives a fuck, we won the FA Cup 🎶

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Echos with what happened with Kamada in the OTT Nketiah hate today The issues from never having a good run to settle into the first team didn’t randomly disappear against Wolves but what we’ve seen is that he *can* contribute, but people so eager to jump on the hate train as soon as they can #cpfc

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I just love Kamada - not the first time he’s got a player sent off this season because his pressing is so elite. #cpfc

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Sick to death of seeing Klopp’s turkey teeth and fake tan #cpfc

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I asked chat gpt to truncate some text from 540 characters to exactly 400 characters for work the other day and it literally could not do it. First try 386 characters, then ‘sorry I’ll try again’… 368 characters. I cannot fathom how people think it’s good. It’s genuinely shit.

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The way they’ve written Women’s really draws your eyes to ‘Men’s’

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KENNNN BARLOWWWWW

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Noticing a new trend where, when trying to sort out meeting up with mates, people are no longer backing out or changing their other plans if they can’t make the date the group can. It’s made it impossible to arrange shit as no one seems to want to let the majority go with the date they can do

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment