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ALERT ALERT WE HAVE A WOKE POPE I REPEAT WE HAVE A WOKE POPE

FROM THE HOVSE OF TRVMP BE AWARE ALCATRAZ HAS BEEN REOPENED THE ENEMIES OF THE STATE SHALL BE IMPRISONED THERE THESE MEASVRES ARE BEING TAKEN TO PROTECT TRVE AMERICAN CITIZENS

I can't believe we are going through with this farce. This country is going down the shitter.

ahh yeah here he comes. our little hotshot peanut little PP pierre poliviver. looks like he brought a dîner à emporter, smart

She’s in jail for writing an op-ed.

I don't think there's any other song that takes me back to senior year of HS and freshman year of college more than "homecoming" by the teenagers

hilariously on-brand that hegseth was too much of a bumbling drunk to even fuck up properly. couldnt get fired for losing a war or being humiliated on the battlefield, lost it bc he kept going onto tv and slurring out stuff like "pasgetti n beetmalls" lolol

*Talks to JD Vance once*

Lol at the "deport maga" behind these two pricks

Starting to think that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was purposely deported as part of a deal with Bukele.

My 6 month old has a fever, reddish spotty rash all over, and congestion so of course my first thought was "it's the fucking measles" (positive for something else) which would have been irrational to think a few years ago but now it's something to worry about.

If Trump hadn't gotten a treatment almost no one could get, he'd be dead from COVID.

Speaking as someone who’s lived and moved in hippy-adjacent spaces for most of my life: the hard truth that you should not trust most new age people as far as you can throw them

You know that things were *largely* going pretty well domestically (heavy emphasis) when the biggest issue on rightwingers and independents minds was a population that makes up like 100 people

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Then shut the fuck up and go firebomb a Walmart. Otherwise all I see is someone mad that they can’t organize their way out of a paper bag.

Hard border around Texas. Now.

This is awesome but because of our stupid electoral system, this only matters if a bunch of people from some random town in PA start showing up in crowds like this

I know that the rightwing has most of the conspiracy nuts because it would be extremely easy to make a conspiracy theory about how the director of the NSA was fired because he had data on Trump's "Elon did stuff with the computers" comment after the election lmao

The studio is so good. A spiritual successor to curb.

Guy in my neighborhood is flying his Trump flag upside down lmao

They're opening the stock market tomorrow with a rendition of "nearer my God to thee"

You know things were good when people started to get mad about stuff that doesn't have any material effect on their lives like 100 trans kids across the entire country participating in baseball leagues or whatever.

The heritage foundation is a terrorist organization.

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” while the editor of a major media publication is lurking in the chat is still the funniest goddamn thing ever

Some dipshit on TikTok claimed I was lying about my time in Afghanistan because I was talking about ISIS K using drones. "There was no ISIS in Afghanistan" dipshit

It's really sad that the US has rebuked two different female front runners because she is clearly the party leader at this point

Everytime I see someone posts how the approval ratings are down I find it very hard to care because we are stuck with this fucking shit for four years

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.

Perhaps having a frail, rizzless man be in charge of Senate Dems was a bad idea

I'm not a "both parties are da same" guy but when the opposition response spends a good amount of time using Republican talking points and praising Reagan...