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Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts evidence accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & patent inventor. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's.
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I saw the pics from the multiple draft dodger's military parade. I've seen more folks lined up at the funnel cake truck at the local carnival.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Friend *texts*: ash boo you've been quiet that's not like u what's going on Me: I am dying of many of the deaths today F: ... M: ... F: ... M: ... F: ... M: I also got a $2 coupon at the cvs

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We are in very bleak and dark times. Please be a light.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Yes. lol. I just haven't been posting in a long time. I'll get him back up since he finds me so annoyingly present with my fit checks getting in the way of his photos.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hellloooooooooooooo

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

There's a 115 pound pitbull desperately needing some attention because he's a giant baby

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Agreed

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I need more disciples for my flock y'all

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

There are supposed to be thunderstorms in DC on Saturday. When the streets are empty for the self-aggrandizing birthday military parade for the multi-draft dodger, just know it has nothing to do with Mother Nature. She's just an assist to the dunk.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I'm starting a new cult 2 compete w the current one. I'm called The Shaman of the Sea. We'll do things like obey the law, care 4 the poor & elderly, take care of women & children, provide equitable resources for all, care 4 the climate, not murder ppl, feed the hungry & wear matching pink jackets.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

He's literally more qualified than any cabinet post.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm no narc. I ain't got beef with turkeys.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It's remarkable in America in 2025 we can't identify every person responsible atm in this administration for the atrocities in this country who should be sent to The Hague when this is all over.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Chuck Grassley gave another handwriting sample. www.cnn.com/2025/06/07/s...

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

My holy gawd.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The resources, money, time, staff & deaths as a result of our nation having to sue the president all day every day for breaking literally all the laws is beyond wasteful. When he's out we not only have 2 undo as much damage as possible but also indict/incarcerate the felons & send some to The Hague.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This is my bike. I thought the world deserved to share in its splendor.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

EXCUSE ME BUT WHERE IN THE WORLD DO I APPLY FOR THIS JOB

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The new air filter arrives tomorrow by 5 pm so I have that going for me which is nice.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I ordered my button for my plans to travel abroad. I want my peeps there to know I am friend.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

It was the dumbest of times it was the worst of times

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

A team of monkeys?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I'll take yes for $500 Alex.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

It's 8 am EDT and I have walked the dogs, exercised, made breakfast, done laundry and swept the driveway. Sometimes my cape gets in the way tho.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I can't whistle. I am a total failure as a human being. Just put me out of my misery now.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

🤣

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I've got all the healing crystals and stones set around in an emotive pattern and have meditated with them so I'm pretty sure this will fix the fascism issue asap.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

I've been calling people "sport" I don't like. It's proven effective.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Dis u?

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Yes.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Then y'all shouldn't have created "presidential immunity" out of thin air so your kumquat felon could avoid prison in the Oval Office. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

Sure would be nice if we had a Republic of 3 branches of government with checks and balances ensuring when democracy is eroded by corruption our liberties and laws remain intact. Oh. Wait.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Today something happened. Long story short I didn't have pants on and I can't exact street justice without pants. Please don't ask questions.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

This distinguished gentleman @TheMachetieDawg excitedly awaiting his pup cup. Then we saw this sticker on a light pole. Now I don't know what that means but it sounds bad.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

I cannot stop laughing at this.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Going on 48 hours. Send help.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Friend: ash why do you keep duct tape in your car? Me: r u kidding me?! I'm from the south. Do you have any idea how many uses it has? It can hold together a fault line or tape up a volcano.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Friend: ash how long can you hold a grudge? Me: the earth is app 4.5 billion years old. That's my half life.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Tiny cat has fallen asleep on my arm. I've been like this for an hour. I'm trapped until I die. It's illegal to move when a tiny cat is asleep on you and we are not lawless here.

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

I think the only protected and safe national security secret in this country is Pete Hegseth's BAC at any given time.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

We're the dumbest country in the world.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I am out of pink paper clips. This is a total disaster.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

This administration is pro planes crashing and people dying while flying on faulty airplanes.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

The Supreme Court must be expanded, current members must be impeached, term limits must be imposed & a majority of all decisions by the most corrupt group of destructive & unqualified individuals ever must be reversed. Almost. Every. Single. Decision.They are an affront to decency & the rule of law.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment