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We all say “not today Satan” but it sure looks like today is the day.
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I had a vague idea from the time I started school, but at 8 this MF said some shit to me that made it crystal clear: “My daddy don’t want me to play with brown people like you.”

Comely, O Daughters of Jerusalem; As Black as the tents of Kedar, But as lovely as the tents of Solomon.

It flips so quick but does it? Brother gave him so many hints that he knew more than he was lettin on - Mr. Air Marshal’s racism overrode his self preservation skills

And NOW they want Michelle Obama to ring the alarm. She been did it, whitefolks. Y’all smug know it all asses didn’t listen. Shut up and leave that lady alone.

Ay, when somebody do or say some outlandish shit, ask em "Is this how you wanna represent ya'self?"

Notes on the Situation, or, THE “LEADERS” ARE COOKED

“This was so unexpected,” cry those who ignored the warnings of Black folk (Black women in particular) for the better part of a decade. “How oh HOW did we come to this low and pitiable estate?” 🙃

They are ghouls with Internet access

They look stressed ALL the time. I decided in middle school I was done playing games I can’t win.

Now I ain’t no personal trainer…. But if you have “abs” …. Why it ain’t no definition in yo arms?

We asked why were the biggest dems quiet about the threat to democracy and were told: -they are private citizens -the people failed THEM -thats not how any of this works But they can come out and endorse candidates running for mayor? But not inform their followers about the Medicare/medicaid cuts?

✋🏾 Because I did stunts and shows on my robot-reader bullies who put their finger under each word. You may not like me, Tommy, but it’s because you’re stupid.

Not since I was a little boy. Them cinnamon sugar ones had my lil ass in a kung fu grip real bad. Nowadays I’m just like, “they were invented to keep people from masturbating” and I only eat them pulverized, as the crust of a dessert

MFs tryna appeal to the enemy’s conscience need to realize that if they had one this would not be happening. How much y’all beg MFs that don’t give a good goddamn????

And EVERYONE who’s never done it at all, CANNOT do it at all because they are not of the blood (fuck Rachel Dolezal) has to come by every 15 minutes and tell us we doin it “wrong.” Shut up and fight the ghoul y’all elected; Black people truly don’t owe you shit.

If “if” was a fifth, We’d all be drunk as shit, But the hangover after Would be a GODDAMN BITCH

Kelly would have sung the everloving SHIT out of Only Girl in the World

I married a Leo already.

Can only speak for what I actually did. Friends for 7 years Dated for 2.5 months In relationship for 2 yrs Engaged 1.5 years (Marriage currently at 8 years 4 months and some change)

Real bad

This is the one - when she started the transphobic shit (which was also misogynoir, since Black women are the ONLY racial subcategory of womanhood whose womanhood is questioned this way) I was ready to accept what God allowed. The spitting was just the last straw - she went full guttersnipe.

They way they say it is like nails on a chalkboard

I have no idea how because I refuse. Kissing is mandatory over here

With Mercury in Leo what’s communicated will not be quiet or subtle (lions ROAR) and it will deeply unsettle (Pluto) the collective (Pluto is Aquarius, which is tied to groups of people). There is the promise of radical transformation with this aspect but you have to work through the ick to get it.

Mercury opposite Pluto in orb already, aspect perfects (hits mathematical exactitude) Sunday. Mercury is mind/mouth and Pluto is associated with dark, hidden, often unsettling things. Aspect energy is strongest in the pre-exact to exact phase, then tapers off. The keywords SHOCKING NEWS apply here

His Catholicism is flaring up pretty bad huh?

I love when they think we supposed to cringe and run cuz they said we old. My peers started dyin around me at 14. You think I give a fuck about “old?” AND being a nonstr8 Black boy in the rural South had me ready to kill myself at 15. To paraphrase Celie, I may be old but I’m here.

They shoulda hung a LOT of Confederates. That they didn’t shows you what kinda of time White “allies” really on

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👋🏾 it’s me 🎶 HIIIIIIIII I’M THE PROBLEM IT’S MEEEEEEEE 🎵

Anytime the 🍁 get too smug and smarmy remind them they have a missing Indigenous women problem, a residential schools scandal about their historic abuses of Indigenous children, JUST AS MUCH antiBlack racism and a whole lotta nerve.

I need her to bring him out tho - and I want him doing choreo too. Shoulda never clicked play cuz NOW? RENT FREE!!!

Y’all can dress it up how you want, but the Oracle of Delphi was huffing. Leaning over a pyroclastic fissure, inhaling deeply, then delivering a prophecy in verse??? Imagine you went to church and asked the pastor what to do about sum, this MF do a WhipIt and start freestylin in Jesus’ Name 🤦🏾‍♂️