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comedian - tv writer - back pain haver
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who wants to take accountability for my actions

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Ernie Johnson with an emotional sign-off from 'Inside the NBA' on TNT. 🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA

submitted 22 days ago • 23 comments

Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

submitted 32 days ago • 85 comments

I’m just a boy vampire standing outside your a girls house wondering if I can come in

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He’s getting hair plugs on the American tax payers

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[Ron Howard narrating] “It was”

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Nigga I’m from Coruscant

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I posted this on Instagram and my mentions are filled with nazis, klan members and magats till this day

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Pete Davidson then… Steve Carell and John Krasinski then… Matt Damon and David Beckham Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship* a recession*^

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Andor is so fucking good

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

…and water is wet

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

A public service announcement

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve seen this before just wait three days

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Harper giving off strong emperor Palpatine vibes

submitted 64 days ago • 55 comments

please do not laugh.. im an expert on polar bears, they only do this when they are distressed

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Those Salesforce ads with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are some of the best pro AI sketches I’m laughing and mad how do they do it

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

hello kitty was 33 years old in 2007 and saw norbit in theaters on opening day

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable

submitted 71 days ago • 17 comments

ME: time to sleep BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four ME: oh god not this again BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two

submitted 69 days ago • 20 comments

Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~

submitted 72 days ago • 10 comments

You hear that macamré you slippery fuck

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Live Mas, Laugh Mas, Love Mas

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always seeking out a better root beer because i'm sarsspirational

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

When discussing protein powder almost said the words “tummy ache” inside a Popeye’s supplement store

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Wrote this dumb lil thing

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

JuJu Watkins takes home 2025 Naismith Women’s College Player of the Year honors. Her other awards this season: 🏆 2025 Big Ten Player of the Year 🏆 Unanimous first-team All-American 🏆 First-team All-Big Ten 🏆 Big Ten All-Defensive team

submitted 81 days ago • 4 comments

The Severance Podcast

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Spending $25 million of my own money to accidentally make even more people hate me and vote against my dogshit ideas

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Such a nice day, I think I’ll have depression outside

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There are far too many celebrity beverages, not enough celebrity breakfast cereals

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Use thunderbolt

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

People like this are overrepresented in government

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man music changes a bit around 2001 be warned

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Magmar exists

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I think my biggest depressive episode due to social media was that trend where people (young people especially) didn’t know how mirrors worked Like I know your schools are being defunded but did nothing generationally follow Magic School Bus or William Nye?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

i’m losing it

submitted 89 days ago • 516 comments

Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee theonion.com/star-by...

submitted 89 days ago • 55 comments

I don’t appreciate your Charlie Villanueva jokes

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The final season of White Lotus should be White Lotus: Head Office *cue haunting vocal hymn theme song*

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I was accidentally added to that group chat too but you don’t see me writing an article for the Atlantic about it

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments