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Midwest nice. Blue voter in a red state. Photographer. Chicago Cubs, Green Bay Packers, Notre Dame and Tottenham Hotspur fan. Posting humorous stuff. Vinyl record and antique camera collector and enthusiast. Love classic rock and enjoy a good whiskey.
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When I have to fill out a form asking who to call in case of an emergency I always write in ‘an ambulance’ because none of my family and friends are going to answer a call from an unknown number.

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

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I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined their life.

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My favorite part about working is assuming I’m going to be fired every time I’m called into my bosses office.

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I woke up this morning and was mad that my alarm went off on a Saturday. As I looked around I realized it was Friday. Damn. As I got up and went to the sink I realized it’s only Thursday. Shit.

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Me: “I’m surprised at how winded I am by this exercise“ Personal trainer: “This was a tour of the gym”

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Worlds worst pickup line: Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out.

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I’m pretty sure most MAGA republicans have a tough time counting while wearing oven mittens

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I’d just laugh and search with them.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Spurs win!!!! Congrats to Tottenham Hotspur on winning the Europa League championship! #COYS

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If I ever become an evil billionaire I’m going buy all the trains and have them drive slowly through town in major metropolitan areas before and after work. Why… why do they taunt me.

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We place way too much emphasis on the early birds good luck and not near enough on the early worms bad luck.

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Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in… And childhood is the free trial.

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Replying “k” in Morse code is still very passive-aggressive -.-

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My wife just told me her rose bush is blooming... Not sure if that is a euphemism for something. Didn't ask questions.

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Despite so many people passing away in them you never hear about a haunted Retirement Home. This is my proof that ghosts don’t exist.

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Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

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Useless fact of the day… Television was invented before the chocolate chip cookie

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Remember to give 100% in everything you do, except giving blood.

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If a genie gives you three wishes and you can’t use one of those to wish for more wishes, wish for more genies.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

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Always remember that removing the vegetables from your burger lowers the calories

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment