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[As an awful bit] Prompt engineer. Content creator. Tax payer. Ravenclaw.
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i used to waste time going to a trash can to throw away garbage, but now i just litter. such a time save and great for my productivity. #productivityhack

(In BlueSky Discover Reply Voice) I find this whole routine very difficult to follow. It should be rewritten so that Abbott uses the full names of the players on each base so that there is less confusion.

If Nintendo wanted to avoid confusion they should've called it microSDXC U.

anti-transit elon musk won't be seen on a bus. that's okay - he looks great under one too

if a man randomly slaps the shit out of you in the street a dem will walk up to him and say 'I forgive you. let's look to the future'

your mom and i met at CloacaCon

bud, you gotta be more careful with those SKU names

i made ‘joke’ on cohost a while back, but i’m actually quite convinced the next ‘big thing’ in tech is going to be something called ‘good software’. software made to wow customers instead of investors.

these days ppl are like 'wow look at this ai thing' 'look at that ai thing'. back in my day if we wanted to bore the fuck out of someone we'd tell them about a dream we had.

my thoughts on cognitive dissonance? i'm in two minds about it

i choose to believe in free will. or do i?

i've seen the systems. i've seen the devices. i've seen the protocols. i've seen the relentless progress. the future needs to be more human. the future needs to be more human.

RFK Jr. has got that ‘adventure game in EGA mode’ complexion.

you’re having a bad time? wrong! this graph shows your having the best time of your life. fukcin imbecile.

local table-top gaming shop called 'brick and morty'

China's not perfect (conspiratorial, evil) vs America's not perfect (endearing, scampy)

we’ve privatised the “make everything suck” system which is why it runs so smoothly and efficiently

goddamn wouldn’t life be so delightful if we didn’t have to deal with all the fucking money perverts out there. I don’t care if making money is your little hobby but you nasty shits always want to get me involved in your weird obsession. give it a fuckin rest

i have it on good authority that the next piece of technology will finally solve all social issues. #wow #technology

South Africa's main line rail passenger service has got one of the least ambitious slogans I've ever encountered

[Over black. Subtle gate weave] 2020. Shin-Paris is attacked on all cyberspace fronts. Boulangeroid data stores are lost. The CTO of Shin-Paris orders the infiltration of the Librarian isolationists to recover knowledge on making bread.

in a 6-3 decision the supreme court ruled that a dog cannot in fact play basketball.

Obviously you can’t use AI to replace devs unless those devs are dogshit, but it doesn’t stop companies from pretending not to know that when negotiating salaries. Can’t stop until upward mobility is completely dead.

i think we should privatise the part of government responsible for bailing out financial institutions when the inevitably fail

ACAB - dashare.zone ADMIN

you know those digital door chimes they have at shops? i think they should install them on glory holes

anyone who works in tech and doesn't hate the industry is dense

The agility with which corporate America U-turned from platitudes about diversity and pride to absolutely rat-fucking everyone except the most dull and uncurious motherfuckers in existence isn’t surprising, but it’s still viscerally disgusting.

A Tesla knows Kloof Rd is closed for cars. Parts of it collapsed with that storm we had. Now it’s a nice spot for a shady walk down to Camps Bay. They shot ‘San Junipero’ there. Nearby, at The Glen, the rustling leaves drown out other conversations. All a Tesla knows is Kloof Rd is closed for cars.

i will not be joining your discord. dropout tv was right.

Competitive guy who can’t read the room: “You think YOU’RE fucked up, Shinji?”

At first I thought the Gartner hype cycle would change everything, but then it turned out to be useless. Or maybe it’s got its uses after all.

they’re calling it ‘the bluesky post that saved democracy’

wow thanks for the thought provoking reply. unfortunately i’m not on here to get smarter or learn anything. that’s what 4000 word forum posts are for

Two hundred years from now the next empire will look back smugly on the fall of America and convince themselves of some intrinsic property that immunises them from the same fate.

get back in the office, shinji

YouTube Shorts will show me so many lonely men with 1-like videos talking about leveraging AI in their sales and business journeys. Eleanor Rigby looks like Taylor Swift next to these fuckers.