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Do we wonder why white descendants of apartheid would be seen as assimilating very easily into the United States over other groups, or nah.

hey just some quick feedback. the groceries -> cooking -> washing up loop feels too tight, it’s like I’ve only cooked a few times before I have to start over again. it’s a reliable resource sink for sure but it would be great to not have to do it so often. can we do a tuning pass

I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job

I truly hope an enterprising reporter looks into who these “refugees” are from South Africa. The administration swears they’ve been vetted, but considering how much they lie, I’m skeptical. What’s their financial situations? And were they in danger in any way?

Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.

New Report Finds Vacationing Sources Habla Un Poquito De Español theonion.com/new-rep...

Some people have criticisms of the administration torturing children but under a 5-4 Supreme Court decision written by Justice Alito it is technically not a federal crime, so to preserve accuracy and neutrality, we will not be calling it a crime against humanity. Tomorrow in the New York Times.

Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President theonion.com/man-can...

some personal news! www.theatlantic.com/press-releas...

[Christian Bale Batman grabbing and yelling at Kermit the Frog] "THE RAINBOW CONNECTION?!? WHERE IS IT?!?"

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

this is a direct threat to your safety as an American and should be treated as such.

Ice needs to be abolished

Every single ICE employee should be in prison.

Happy Mother's Day to this guy's mom's devastating wildcat vagina

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

Call your mother. @theonion.com

Now that the president has rightly made English the national language, Americans who use Latin terms such as stare decisis and habeas corpus should be subject to unprecedented forms of incarceration. By Jonathan Turley

Sharing. 💕 Photo from my collection, 1977.

Happy Mothers day 🧡❤️🩷🌟

happy mother's day

Also let’s all acknowledge how fucked up it is that propaganda spin of the word “protest” has given it such a negative connotation that the fascist propagandists are now using it to paint a govt official as an extremist. And the media is playing along.

THEYRE ARRESTING YOUR MAYORS YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES

Wait u mean to tell me any member of congress could have had a staffer posted up at immigration centers across the country... and they haven't been doing this continually since 2017???

How are people seriously asking what Dems should do? Go there and demand the mayors release. The people who claim to understand MLK so well seem to be unclear on what he did. You go to the site of injustice and you demand justice.

They’re suspending habeus corpus and arresting elected officials too, read the room

At the time that insane arrest/abduction video emerged, it was hard to believe that even the Trump administration would proceed so precipitously and recklessly on the basis of year-old protected speech in the student newspaper. But that’s really all there was.

we live in a country where it's legit good news that the woman who's been in a gestapo prison for six weeks for writing an op-ed is being released on bail

marx rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken upon the utterance of the phrase "marxist pope"

I think it's important to stress that the Mayor was arrested AS HE WAS TRYING TO DO HIS WORK.

Please spread the correct information about Mayor Baraka's arrest. He had apparently been trying for a few days to visit the ICE prison and was rebuffed. Then the members of Congress tried to visit today and were made to wait in the waiting area for 90 minutes. Then 20 ICE Gestapo showed up...

Bad, Bad Pope Leo He hails from the Southside of Chicago (the baddest part of town), but the Pontiff's emphasis on good works is more Jimmy Carter than Jimmy Croce. But will he have the guts to mess around with Don? by Maureen Dowd

As mayor of Newark, Ras Baraka has a responsibility to ensure that facilities operating in the city are adhering to laws that protect the safety and wellbeing of occupants and residents.

Merrick Garland didn't do this and we're all living with the consequences. basic rule of law, democratic republic hygiene stuff

UPDATE: Judge Sessions just entered a written order reaffirming his earlier order that Ozturk be immediately released without travel restrictions. Order implies that, as of 4:50 p.m. ET, Ozturk had not yet been released.

I am outraged by the unjust arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka earlier this afternoon outside of Delaney Hall in Newark. I am calling for his immediate release by federal law enforcement.

GUY WHO MAINLY THINKS ABOUT FROGS: I’m sorry, did you say something about frogs?

this guy hates this country, its laws and its traditions

[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen *refreshes feed* [The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 09,1947

The CDC updated the numbers of measles cases in the country on Friday. Here's what they say and what it means for public health in the U.S.

someone just came into the library and asked how much a card cost and was surprised to learn "zero dollars". Welcome, new library friend. Libraries are some of our communities' best resources.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Civil disobedience by an elected official defending his constituents is something we should applaud. This is bringing the fight… www.shorenewsnetwork.com/2025/05/09/n...

BREAKING: Rümeysa Öztürk released from ICE detention by a judge. “The decision is another blow to the Trump administration’s effort to detain and deport international students for their speech,” writes @premthakker.bsky.social for Zeteo: zeteo.com/p/breaking-t...