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Why is she like this

My boyfriend's brother is hosting his annual bracket tournament challenge with a $10 buy in, if any of y'all are interested lmk!

High and watching Australian Football honestly it makes the accents more bearable #TolerantLeft

Up until like six or seven years ago I thought "posh" simply meant British and that Posh Spice's whole ordeal was she is the British one.

CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.

He’s gonna call the Blackhawk helicopter DEI.

WE'RE NEW HERE! Normally I like to stay away from the label of our former TV show "Pit Bulls & Parolees" but I figured it was the best way to catch everyone's attention and to make sure y'all know this is our legit page. Okay Bluesky...here we come!

It’s a tradition at this point, but it’s the first time my bf was invited to speak on the matter.

Not to be dramatic but a year and a half ago I watched a woman die and ever since then when I stay at my bf’s family’s house the quilt she died under is on the bed I have to sleep in bc my bf of 7+ years and I cannot sleep in the same bed here if we are not married. Merry Christmas everybody.

Watching Alley Cats Strike hope it’s good

Watching ice age hope it’s good

ME and YOU and ZOBOOMAFOOOOOOOO

This jar holds my grandpa's smithereens

Thinking about this

If Hugley doesn’t get a rebound this game I’m going to meet the boys when they land and hand him a traditional yule log. It will be the rebound yule log. He will be forced to carry it until he has more rebounds than Freemantle.

he was fucking the muppets

A hot new bombshell has entered the villa (there is a brand new 90 Day Fiancé franchise)

I have covid and I’m also incredibly high and I just explained the “holding space for” thing to Jake and he sat there quietly for 10 seconds before saying “I think I had to be there”

Do any of you Xavier fans need tickets for tomorrow’s (12/1) game? Totally free, offering to mutuals first, don’t resell please, and I can send a view from the seats if needed but also they’re free so :) (They’re my season tickets so I love the view, personally)

Getting COVID in 2024 is so embarrassing but jfc I feel like shit.

I like to think that all my friends get benefits actually

“Sir a second 17 year old has hit the house ethics investigation.”

Addressing my new followers: one of you will betray me

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

Hey y’all if you are buying a gift for an animal lover this year please consider buying a bracelet or stuffed animal from Fahlo. And please use my link if you do!! Each purchase supports conservation efforts and you get to track an animal 🤍 l.myfahlo.com/l/4eef6ca0/

I hope every single chain that charges a fee for using a credit card goes out of business what do you mean you can afford multiple locations but can’t afford your operating expenses fuck outta here

Jake is using one of those sketchy websites to stream the Lions game so there are photos of half naked girls on the side of the screen and I jokingly was like “who the fuck is Daniela” and he just starts reading her bio from the ad lmfao why is this so funny to me

Kyle Mooney is Brat to me

Stoned, watching Heavyweights for the first time, RIP Sam

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

Had a dream I was supposed to host SNL but I couldn’t make it to the show bc my friends and I were following RFKJ’s car and got into a bad accident while crossing a median in a jeep and then I had dinner with John Krasinski and asked him all about what it’s like hosting SNL.