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augiedeer.bsky.social
Texan deer, living in the PNW, 40yo. Cook, psychologist, purveyor of the finest hot sauces in the land. Gshep wrangler. Poly, gay.
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Felt cute, probably wouldn't delete. Happy pride month from this same sex attracted deer!

Day off work. Now for errands

Today I felt very adult rolling over my old 401k into a new account. I'm so boring 😭

Tigirlily Gold's song "I tried a ring on" is so delightfully southern and sad.

Habemus papam bitches!

A fun fact about me is that my mother went on a date with one of Indiana's most notorious serial killers. (They grew up together)

Watching Canadian politicians lose their seats in their own districts while they are the head of their party shows how badly they know their constituents and how out of touch they are. People get power and cater to fringes and it costs them.

Cheerleader and star player 🦌(1/3)

Deer Sitting Gay

If y'all get a weird follow from a deer, it is probably my spicy account ;). DM me if you have questions/arnt sure (or want me to follow your AD account!)

We have fun here... šŸ˜† K Lube tutorial ft. Snoot. šŸ‘‡ snoutfucker.com

Yesterday after work, I was pressure washing the driveway in my late pals sweatshirt. I like to think he would have been really proud of me for not only owning a pressure washer, but for looking absolutely baked when I did so šŸ˜‚ (I was not, but the sun was in my eyes lol)

I often consider making this account very after dark but then get a lil nervous given my job. Not like I am beholden to a company, but having the naughtiest floating out there

Sleepy bed shots. 😓

So true. I think this is why I always just want to go out to eat for my birthday. It's how I feel special, getting to have a meal that's different than the everyday

Next up on our @were.dog raffle is a L Roscoe!! As before, to enter: -Follow šŸ• -Reskeet šŸ”ƒ Raffle ends 4/14!! Head to ychparty.com/weredog-give... for more info!

I adore when he does cucky stuff 🄓🄓

IT AIN'T NO JOKE!! Our friends at @were.dog were gracious enough to send us some toys! You know what that means right?! It's RAFFLE TIME!! First up is this wonderful XXL Ranger!! To enter: -Follow šŸ• -Reskeet šŸ”ƒ First raffle ends midnight 4/6! Visit ychparty.com/weredog-give... for more info!!

Everything about today has felt hard. Maybe I'm just self conscious and irritable/depressed.

I'm weirdly excited to try out my new electric pressure washer.

Nest of tines

~ I’m a little gay deer ~

So true Gramps.

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