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It's so endearing when a software engineer is like "I need to query a lot of data— 8 million rows"

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

Every time I see someone say "Call your politician!" All I can think of is this image. If you were a fascist, would you care about any number of phone calls? It takes an angry mob outside their office, their home, everywhere they go. Fascists only understand fear and hate.

Not sure I've ever seen a more obvious picture to remind us that police exist to protect the property of the ruling class, not the rights of the people.

Huge fan of cats. Anybody else on the Internet know about cats?

Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum: "U.S. Customs and Border Protection data show that 80% of those arrested for fentanyl trafficking at US ports of entry were US citizens."

TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout

Keep this in mind the next time you choose to use one of these companies. #buycanadian #supportcanadianbusiness #supportcanadianeconomy #shoplocal #momandpops

Him: I got a new flavorless protein. All plant-based. *shows me a can that says: egg white protein.* Me: eggs aren't plants. Him: they come from the chicken processing plant.

You are making a big difference in standing up to tyranny. Your decision to cancel the family trip to the United States is freaking them out. As Donald insults our nation, businesses are watching our tourism dollars dry up. Boycott all trips to the United States. www.thetravel.com/us-travel-as...

Oops 😬

BREAKING from Canada: Don Jr. already submitted his resume for the Fentanyl Czar position, cites "strong experience" as asset

Wild that Biden ended his address to the public tonight by saying, “Free Luigi!”

Hello friends. I am contacting you because your cell phone is dirty and you need to clean it. I'd also recommend giving your laptop a nice wipe down too. Oh yeah, don't forget about your water bottle. Yes, the outside of the water bottle too. 😘

Worth considering second-order effects of the clear trend of fewer (engineering) managers EMs manage larger teams —> less time per individual —>ore difficult to keep tabs on everyone’s work —> add pressure to report on eng team’s productivity —> build/buy tools to report on this

This is highly disconcerting. WaPo editors killed an editorial cartoon that mocked Bezos and other tech oligarchs. Will the Post respond to this? Democracy dies with accommodation. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

#booksky #bookmemes #dadjokes

I've read people endlessly misunderstand The Trolley Problem as any life and death situation. The Trolley Problem is asking if it's moral to save lives by becoming a murderer or cost lives by your inaction. Luigi answers The Trolley Problem.

variable names *are* code comments

Mugshot of mass murderer, Brian Thompson.

So am I getting this right? Luigi is getting charged for terrorism, yet Elon posts on X and suddenly we have no money for kids with cancer?

Luigi Mangione 👀 The Capture of Christ 😂🤷🏻

This was a great day

I miss the Dogecoin from 2016, before the capitalists ruined it all in 2017. Don't even mention what Elon's done to it. It used to be fun... used to give it to the kids for rewards, play online weird doge websites with it. Kabosu is rolling in her grave.