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By popular demand, here is another glorious clip from the early-2000's Fox reality show Man vs. Beast - specifically the one in which Olympic sprinter Shawn Crawford raced a zebra. That's right, a zebra. The analyst's keys to victory for the zebra was that the zebra "must realize he's in a race."

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starting my new job as king tomorrow. a little nervous obviously but mostly just excited! thinking about hitting the streets to mingle with the hoi polloi, get a feel for what my subjects are up to

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THEY HAVE NO ASSISTS BECAUSE THEY HAVENT MADE A JUMPER JFC

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Who is watching all these broadcast tv emergency response shows??? “911 Nashville, coming this fall”

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rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

submitted 106 days ago • 12 comments

(Any excuse to post an all timer from @wyattprivilege.bsky.social)

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Shai's dad Vaughn 🤝 Tyrese's dad John 📸: noflukespodcast / IG

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This is the best day ever to be in a group chat with people who aren’t online. They react to every piece of breaking news about the beef like you’re Paul Revere.

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I asked Cason Wallace what's the first thing he looks to take away when he matches up against Tyrese Haliburton, and he politely summed up the entire Oklahoma City defensive project in one word. yhoo.it/4mIq4hD

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become ungovernable

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I can’t say enough good things about Cason Wallace. Real convos will be had about here he ranks in Presti’s best draft picks.

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I needed another "how much you want us to lose" from KAT with the Knicks back in the conference finals

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Basketball is good, y’all. I feel sometimes like everything else is getting worse, but basketball just keeps on being good.

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I have never been more prepared for a stupid shot to go in as I was for that Jokic turnaround.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

the last ten minutes of okc/denver has been video game shit

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What a game.

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I seriously feel like we’d get a better game immediately if everyone on that court right now took a 2 hour nap and we picked up where we left off at the last TV time out…

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Fittingly, this Thunder-Nuggets game is a game only a mother could love

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Russ setting a moving screen on all 119 pounds of Chet Holmgren

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We’re not trading Aaron Wiggins, so quit asking

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Does Elmo know ball?

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Came up for air after that Lakers-Bulls ending and…im sorry the Pacers did what?!

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I have no idea what the Bulls are doing but they are doing it in absurd, spectacular ways

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I’m pitching a show that stars Tramell Tillman, Matt Berry, and Walton Goggins. That’s all I’ve got right now but I’m confident the rest will work itself out

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I need Tramell Tillman in every movie ever made from this point forward. Find a way.

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Just spent about 48 hours in Albuquerque. What a chaotic place. Need to come back.

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Cal vs Stanford in the ACC tournament is a symbol of these degenerate times

submitted 94 days ago • 11 comments

SGA... WTF?

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Broadcast television Brentford game?! Lesssgo #BREAVL

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my father-in-law now has three Roombas, so you know wtf time it is: I’m gonna organize a roomba union

submitted 104 days ago • 11 comments

Honk Shua Sleep on that thang

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SGA has been called a Foul Merchant, so I did a deep dive to figure out why people are so mad about his game. It also explores how the Thunder are the best defense in the league despite fouling more than all but 2 other teams. Full Video: youtu.be/FJij9xsbx6s

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Man I wish AD was playing #LALDAL

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Lmao

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2024-25 Defensive EPM Alex Caruso: +4.1 (No. 1 in NBA) Chet Holmgren: +3.1 (No. 4) Isaiah Hartenstein: +2.8 (No. 6) Jalen Williams: +2.8 (No. 7) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: +2.3 (No. 12) Cason Wallace: +1.8 (No. 19) Luguentz Dort: +1.4 (No. 37) Kenrich Williams: +1.3 (No. 42)

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It’s been a little over 24 hours and I am still thinking about this guy at the Superdome yesterday

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