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@mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban gotta feel like a king whenever he walks into a deli. “I’ll have the Cuban” he says “We know” they reply

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Let my nuts hang too long now I gotta wind em up like a garden hose or I’m stompin on em

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gm!

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doctor: we found multiple rounds in your abdomen cookie monster: likely shape to find there

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The new homework excuse for 2025.

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#timbertimbertimberlake

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We gotta find a new term for “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”

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I understand for some people it’s a hobby but I would never cross stitch, he’s a goofy lil dude but those teeth look sharp

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It’s hard to get excited about a class war when you’re on the side without any time or money

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Let’s bring some positivity into 2025. Everyone be like the car in front of me and talk with the employee at the drive through window for 15-20 minutes. Make their day :)

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Quickest way to find out who’s really privileged is to go to their feed and see if they say anything like “thanks for an awesome year! Looking forward to 2025!!”

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Tweets so bad not even bots will follow me

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“Wanna hang out?” Nah man, rents due. I gotta go suck some dick!

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List of powerful people I would have dunked on in highschool: Bill Gates Matt Gaetz Needless to say their last names would be getting misspelled 😈😈😈

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Motherfucker apologized for spitting on me while talking, immediate boner killer

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I gotta work a 9-5 cause if I started posted my booty pics it would crash the economy. Y’all should be on your hands and knees thanking me for my sacrifice.

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I want one pet dog, but I also want to pet dogs.

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Tony Hawk Tuah

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I wanna pet cat, I also wanna pet cats

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This dog was definitely for sale.

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What’s the name of that Salmon movie? The one where the kid sees dead people?

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Great.. I finally got my rocks off and now I’m being told it’s time to rock and roll. Fml

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Hate to see a cat pic where it’s obvious that the owners picked the name before meeting the cat

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Dm for head

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Whereas it’s true that a rocket POP! An orange most certainly does not cream, sicle or otherwise.

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Jimmy……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………….. …………………………………………………………………………………..Sharter

@mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban gotta feel like a king whenever he walks into a deli. “I’ll have the Cuban” he says “We know” they reply

Let my nuts hang too long now I gotta wind em up like a garden hose or I’m stompin on em

gm!

doctor: we found multiple rounds in your abdomen cookie monster: likely shape to find there

The new homework excuse for 2025.

#timbertimbertimberlake

We gotta find a new term for “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”

I understand for some people it’s a hobby but I would never cross stitch, he’s a goofy lil dude but those teeth look sharp

It’s hard to get excited about a class war when you’re on the side without any time or money

Let’s bring some positivity into 2025. Everyone be like the car in front of me and talk with the employee at the drive through window for 15-20 minutes. Make their day :)

Quickest way to find out who’s really privileged is to go to their feed and see if they say anything like “thanks for an awesome year! Looking forward to 2025!!”

Tweets so bad not even bots will follow me

“Wanna hang out?” Nah man, rents due. I gotta go suck some dick!

List of powerful people I would have dunked on in highschool: Bill Gates Matt Gaetz Needless to say their last names would be getting misspelled 😈😈😈

Motherfucker apologized for spitting on me while talking, immediate boner killer

I gotta work a 9-5 cause if I started posted my booty pics it would crash the economy. Y’all should be on your hands and knees thanking me for my sacrifice.

I want one pet dog, but I also want to pet dogs.

Tony Hawk Tuah

I wanna pet cat, I also wanna pet cats

This dog was definitely for sale.

What’s the name of that Salmon movie? The one where the kid sees dead people?

Great.. I finally got my rocks off and now I’m being told it’s time to rock and roll. Fml

Hate to see a cat pic where it’s obvious that the owners picked the name before meeting the cat

Dm for head

Whereas it’s true that a rocket POP! An orange most certainly does not cream, sicle or otherwise.

I’m aging beautifully for a dog

rip jimmy carter you were very old for my entire life