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It's hard to believe we're just two months away from Iwata having been gone 10 years. What an absolute legend. Miss him.

Drake Baldwin's Dubble Bubble crown is one-size-fits-all.

I’ve grilled prettier burgers, but still, she’s a beaut’, Clark. Hit the spot and then some. Feel like I need to go vegan for the next week, but it was worth it. 😂

The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.

Eleven months and three weeks ago, I got to check off a bucket list experience when I traveled to Chicago and to see the Braves play a day game against the Cubs (and win!) at Wrigley. I will be returning. :)

I GOT THE GOODS!

There is a very real possibility that the King of the Hill 'revival' and the Nintendo Switch 2 hit on the same day. And if that comes to pass, then you can rest assured that I will be the happiest (36-year-old) kid on the planet.

Here's a pizza I ate recently.

My single favorite genre of music is "sad British boys."

McCartney II rules.

Brandon and C.J. comparing the Blue Jays' hotdog sales to Lloyd Braun selling computers. 😂 Thank you to handlit for clipping this for me.

Winding down the day with a Fresca, taking bites out of a block of cheese and watching the Golden Girls. There are still good things in this world.

George likes his chicken spicy.

That's a yabba-dabba-doozy of a deal!

It's 1:00am, but the Braves finally got the W. Took 2/3 from the Phils and nearly swept them. Feels good, man.

For some unknown reason, I'm really into the Jersey Mike's subreddit all of the sudden.

me, watching the Braves snatch a loss from the jaws of victory.

The 2-8 Braves after winning a single game against the Phillies…

me, watching the Braves snag their second win of the season.

Wish I'd gotten a photo, but I saw a dude the other day who was wearing shoes so big, puffy and ridiculous, that all I could think about were the Sky Davis sneakers. They looked like real-life replicas -- not in terms of style, but the absurdity of their size. Guy was having a hard time walking. 😂