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hoping to get an adderall script next week ☺️

ah yes, the 2025 NBA finals. the middle of nowhere championship

having to go through a period of hardship where i am forced to change and grow up to will myself out of a dark hole followed by a major life breakthrough in which i am thriving because of the changes i had to make is one of the best aspects of life tbqh

common cubs W

love this team man

part of being a girl is abusing your feet into submission

her "friends" sucked so fucking bad (except for gay harry crane) and she should have dumped nate's bum ass

why are the cubs struggling so much with the reds, are they fucking stupid

not very woke of me but i just went to foxtrot

new nails 🍒

finally getting around to watching this

if you think elon musk scares the hoes, just wait until palmer luckey dips his toe into politics

face it guys, the cubs are officially cool again in the greater public

having a job where most of my interactions are through slack is so cool because my years of being a shitposter has very real transferrable skills

good morning my junettes i'm literally on a train

are estradiol expiration dates bullshit can someone tell me

bought new panties

early paycheck 😈

fuck gavin newsom

if anyone else is going to white sox pride night let me know

life insurance is so funny. "hey who do you want to receive all your assets when you fucking die you piece of shit"

he jacked off. in a parking lot.

tim robinson hyperfixation paying dividends

haircut

dude my 40-year-old butch leabian friend let me smoke a cigar with her last night and i still taste that shit

midnight. drunk. been talking a buncha shit. the cubs are going to win the world fucking series