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Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

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lolol

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I love that he did the "I get pedophiles like you elected for breakfast" line from Billy Madison

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"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

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This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

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literally I think we can survive max one term of this if congress flips but no more, it's pretty narrow

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Make Right Wing Persecutory Fantasies Real For the First Time

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Let's go Mets

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the dodger stadium pedestrian route is so terrible..... I love it. let's go Mets

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“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”

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Biden failed at many things but he made a major break with Clintonite free trade and especially Obama's pint-sized stimulus policy and got basically no credit for it. Not Great for the prospects of future full employment

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oh man a lotta galleys of books I was looking forward to already leaked this year

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The South Korea numbers are staggering of course, but I'm also fascinated by the fact that young men in America were seemingly as or even more liberal than young women in the mid-late 1980s.

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waddell is such an auspicious name for a pitcher

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“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron

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I really feel like the mets can win it all

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THE MOST TRANSFORMATIVE HOUSING BILL IN THE HISTORY OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA HAS JUST PASSED THE STATE SENATE!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO if your state senator voted yes, please call them tomorrow and thank them!!

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this person is my hero and metros were amazing cars

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I... oh my god. amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...

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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns

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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

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it's honestly so funny how undignified it is for your generation to be turning 40... like... all the stuff you like is neither for old people nor young people in a way that seems increasingly arbitrary. much funnier than I'd have expected

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Been thinking a lot about how this video would go. “Hi, I’m Tom Cruise. Well: we all know what happened”

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Gang is it bad when the head of FEMA looks like Vigo the Carpathian??

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Edwin Díaz should never pitch two days in a row.

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Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

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Ron DeSantis stranded drivers at a bridge with no warning just to stop rainbow colors from appearing on it.

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Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next

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Proud of these people. “Hit the bricks!”

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for scale, this is not even one third of just the NIH grants that trump cut, just from from february to april. it’s an immense attack on all human progress

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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

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One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

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ideia de jogo: second person shooter sua namorada dispara nas coisas enquanto vc leva a mochilinha dela com as munições e itens de cura

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Sabrina Imbler spoke with Mamta Patel Nagaraja about her childhood dreams of space, how NASA's research results in technological innovations in our everyday lives, and how the proposed NASA cuts would put the U.S. into a scientific freefall. defector.com/an-interview...

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the absolute best part about baseball that no other sport has is a rich and complex tapestry of barely perceptible hand signals and other unspoken gestures that, if deployed in their proper context, make everyone on the field start trying to commit aggravated assault

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“I am sick to my stomach as I write this because I've spent 20 years developing a pedagogy that's about wrestling with big ideas through writing and discussion, and that whole project has been evaporated by for-profit corporations who built their systems on stolen work. It's demoralizing.” Yep.

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Promise Mascot Agency (Kaizen Game Works, 2025)

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they should add the ability to launch drones in euro truck simulator

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I can think of somebody who might help with this in the next Congress.

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yeah, i honestly think that a single pre-prompt-tuning LLM should be made available because interacting with one is absolutely bizarre. i am honestly kind of sympathetic with people who are driven insane by the experience. it is a machine which answers you in your own voice.

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Ryan from The OC, anti-crypto crusader, is one of my favorite running subplots in Hollywood

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Here’s the thing: Mets games are fun to watch because the team is good, but they’re also fun to watch because they look good and are fun to listen to. It’s incredible overall entertainment in a way that other baseball teams just aren’t doing.

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God, these guys are such fucking pussies

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Gary Cohen: "By BlueChew. Chew it and do it." Keith Hernandez: "What did you mean by that?" Gary Cohen: "I just read the copy here. I try to give it a good read. Try and give the advertiser everything that they paid for, Keith. And then it's somebody else's problem." #MLB

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It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

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Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈

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I’ve never exactly liked hacks but I keep watching it and I feel like every season I dislike it slightly less

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american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

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