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This is who runs this account.

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Frak, I be weird.

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“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...

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'Watched' The Minecraft movie...Jack Black looks tired.

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Prismo give a wary eye if you don't have treats. It's been 6 months since we had to put his Brother to sleep. I was worried he was going to pass soon after but now he's stronger than ever and ornery with not getting treats. He's almost 3 now!

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Nibble, nibble, nibble! Someone is trying to lose their baby teeth.

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I wish there was a Magical Girl Show where they tackle Problems like Union busting, wage theft, The Rental Crisis, police corruption etc. Good Luck #LA

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Enjoying the world. 🐕 💖

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“Apple customers will have a blast soldering, polishing, and drilling as they build their very own iPhone,” Tim Cook said in a Keynote presentation at Apple headquarters theonion.com/tariff-...

submitted 24 days ago • 114 comments

happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.

submitted 25 days ago • 23 comments

Daily doggy play time.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This dumb rat, Prismo has no brains.

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In honor of the great Sabin. Suplex!!! #finalfantasyvi #MTGxFINALFANTASY

submitted 28 days ago • 34 comments

Ok fuck you Walmart, these things are dummy good.

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We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable rat. In addition to rat verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing decentralized verification. Any user can verify themselves by putting a rat emoji at the end of their name.

submitted 62 days ago • 18 comments

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel theonion.com/the-oni...

submitted 31 days ago • 22 comments

Daily play with Missy and Dr. Colton Marmalade. They are so noisy!

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Sleepy lil dog

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“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom theonion.com/gavin-n...

submitted 40 days ago • 44 comments