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They couldn't find some pontificating half-in-the-bag suede patcher to oppose Curtis Sliwa? #nycmayor

I'll take "Apt Methaphors for an Administration" for $50, Alex. Accompanying @nypost headline: "Mayor Adams seen puffing on hookah at flashy Sands of Persia lounge in Queens – day after US airstrikes on Iran"

youtube.com/watch?v=9ZIm... "Is that now illegal too in your country?" Go Governor Kathy.

@marcmaron.bsky.social retirement doesn't agree with everyone. Leave the pod door slightly ajar ...

Is Habeas Porpoise still talking?

Regardless of your system of beliefs, your faith, your spirituality choices/non-choices, if you applaud, justify, feel vindicated by or support the killing of people based on their religion, their attendance at a house of worship or related cultural institution, we don't have hatred for you.

Orange Is The New Quack

If you drink the juice in the magic 8 ball, do not choke on the 20-sided floating icosahedron die.

The Looney Tunes Academy Office of Career Services has been recognized for record placement of graduates in global leadership positions. No connection to reality, civilized comprehension, or respect for institutional knowledge required. Bonus based on progress clock reversal. #Trump #appointee

pagesix.com/2025/02/03/c... "Committed" Straight from the @MerriamWebster website : to place in a prison or mental institution The patient was committed by the court to a mental hospital. He was committed to the state penitentiary for 10 years #trump #MELANIA #committed

Why doesn't he also arrive with his dick hanging out? www.thewrap.com/kanye-west-b... #kanye #jackass

Wooly bully Wooly bully Wooly bully Wooly bully Wooly bully Watch it now, watch it, here he comes www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/u...

To be clear: Let's pick up this conversation after the New Year was not intended for literal interpretation.

You've got the music in you Don't let go, you've got the music in you One dance left, this world is gonna pull through Don't give up, you've got a reason to live Can't forget, we only get what we give Don't let go, I feel the music in you Don't let go

Personal goal sharing: My photo gets included on a CAPTCHA with the instructions "click on all of the people who are repulsed by cilantro."

Keep it lit, J-Mates. #happyholidays

Ya' think Hell has a designated subway car where a boom box is placed next to your head while someone aggressively acrobats inches from your face? @mta.info

Fuckerberg donated $1mil to the Hellfire Oompa Loompa Resurrection Fund. #trumpinauguration #meta

Maybe he meant Kim Kardashian who was the next name down in his phone contacts. #appointee #guilfoyel nypost.com/2024/12/10/u...

In honor of Kash Patel, here's a quick preview of the Friday Qanon Quiz Show. True or Nothing We Say Is False? Pringles are unmodified organic potatoes that grow in precise, cannable slices. #fbi

Is there a Trump appointee application link that we can forward to those who share opinions at the bottom of people.com articles?

Girl, your eyes have a mist from the smoke of a distant fire. #trumpguitars

Putting a diseased humanity specimen in charge of our nation's health care is so 1st half of 2025. #RFKJR

Can we please stop talking about celebrities that have become post-Oompa Loompa Redux ex-pats?

Career and Life Coach Jussie Smollett SAG/LHCSP (Licensed Hate Crime Staging Professional)shares his journey of imagination, legal tenacity, and vocational transcendence #JussieSmollett

Le Wrestlemaniess. And the hits just keep on comin' ... #lindamcmahon

And The Scarecrow joins the Drat Pack. #droz #hack www.cnn.com/2024/11/19/p...

Expect major lighting changes in the TV production realm to counteract the influx of bright orange lip hues from excessive ass-kissing. #mikkaandjoe #RFKJr #Elonmusk

Sociopolitcal wisdom dispensed by Mallory from Family Ties. #justinebateman

What if Guyliner Jethro Clampett and Real Fuckhead Kool-Aid Drinker Jr. were the same person, courtesy of CGI and make-up artists?

"Ronald Reagan? The Actor? Then who's Vice President? Jerry Lewis?" Doc Brown Back to the Future #newadministration #Election2024 #backtothefuture