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backtonat.bsky.social
manic pixie meme girl | rhetoric grad student | general purpose spec fic lover | she/her |
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My boss: I have these lists. I never have time to go over them.

As far as I'm concerned, Quimbara is the Cuban national anthem

Two weeks ago I didn’t have enough fare for the bus but the driver let me ride anyway for only 50¢. I just checked and he charged me the K-12 fare.

Animal Crossing villager racism and Pokémon Go cute favoritism have similar vibes to me

“How do you want your eggs?” “Over hard” “What?!”

"So you're not hedging at all with respect to the precedent of this court?" This exchange has MAGA fuming at ACB. Try to guess why this made them so mad. And listen to Barrett's voice as she searches for some confirmation that she hasn't made terrible life choices. www.thefarce.org/trump-is-thr...

What the fuck do y’all know about Mediterranean fish tacos made w/fish sticks and leftover Zankou

Feeling grateful for the endless mercy, grace, and class of LA Metro drivers. I love you guys.

why did elon musk invent the borg

Real actual trade that took place between me and @punk-n-politics.bsky.social

fourth wave ska WHEN

do you think being laminated feels good for the paper

OH in LA: Off the record, my client is crazy, I’m so sorry you have to deal with him

I'm tired of is bitch a slur discourse. Yes it is but like you are assuming all slurs are created equal. Also who cares.

the rats that movies try to convince us are wild:

This is how RFK thinks vaccines are made

Why is every recommended bridesmaid pixie hairstyle something with a HEADBAND.

Of course I love Letterboxd. It’s the app most similar to using spreadsheets.

I watched the pope coverage on the AP livestream on YouTube but I missed the moment when they said who it was so I checked the comments and there was a moment when I thought the pope was a man named Stan Loona.

This morning my roommate and I had a surprise latin test trying to parse the speech given by the newly elected pope. "Something about peace in the world"... "Justice"... "He likes missionary." The way I HOWLED

This is The Last Supper now.

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

"This is what we call a "mailbox fit'"

@eightfoldwordplay.bsky.social come back

I just think it's interesting that the judges at this state fair refused to even taste my dog shit tart. I just think it says something more about the judges than the fact that my cake gots dog shit in it. Makes you think

After the L.A. fires, federal and state disaster agencies refused to perform comprehensive soil testing to ensure properties in burn zones are free of fire-related contamination. Testing conducted by The Times reveals elevated levels of arsenic, lead and mercury in postfire soil.

L*ndsey Gr*h*am reaching insane levels of bootlicking. He’s not gonna fuck you, bro. You look desperate.

This should be a huge story

The Steve Harvey HBO half hour stays undefeated for the funniest special that has awful takes

For the 20th YouTube anniversary, they are celebrating by instituting more frequent and longer ad breaks.

"In the past few months, I've watched the sensory fruit videos more than once."

I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

is anyone gonna help Kanye or is the whole world determined to just let this slow motion train crash keep happening

Saw the Romeo & Juliet 2025 trailer yesterday and I'm flabbergasted with its apparent assessment of Shakespeare: 1) The dialogue needs work. 2) Not long enough. Make it a musical!

Almodóvar Almodóvo Almodóvas Almodóva Almodóvan Almodóvamos

The Local Deadbeat merch for Matt’s failed mayoral campaign would HIT

Submitted a new poem to my recycle bin. Fingers crossed!!

I had a dream that I was as a little kid and I had an accident where I needed to amputate my leg so Gavin Newsom used me for a photo op

I wonder if there is a higher incidence of UTIs in neurodivergent people prone to locking in