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submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

I asked my friend Discord to make a bunch of game screenshot Rivals memes. Here you go.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

submitted 30 days ago • 203 comments

it's important to establish that this wasn't a protest at the same time even if it was a protest there is still no reason to arrest ras baraka

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

‘touch grass’ bro i don’t know if you’re aware but they have portable computers now. i’m clowning on your ass in a secluded glen by a rushing waterfall. a newborn fawn is nuzzling my hand while i quote dunk u

submitted 37 days ago • 53 comments

Explain your @ Scribe is a reference to Pyre Backwoods Artificer comes from the fact that I live in the woods and like to tinker with computers and other electronics

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I became a very uninteresting party guest recently when I started pointing out that everyone was just talking about what we used to call machine learning and why don’t we still call it machine learning and also it would be more accurate to call it machine copying and anyway

submitted 38 days ago • 27 comments

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

submitted 43 days ago • 52 comments

Allow me to help everyone better understand the “games are $80 now” debacle. 1.) Super SF2 launched @ $70 due to requiring a 24-megabit cartridge. Higher storage capacity required a more expensive chipset. Storage media costs don’t enter into the discussion in an age of digital distribution.

submitted 44 days ago • 8 comments

Hey, I published an old article you probably haven't read today from my old blog. I am very sorry it's not "new" new, but I thought you might get some use out of it. docseuss.medium.com/how-do-you-m...

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

one of my favorite parts of the year is when kirby's anniversary is happening and all the kirby fan artists band together to make celebratory art featuring a bunch of characters for me to point at and recognize 90% of them

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I realize I sound like a broken record but this just means he thinks he can send whoever he wants to a slave camp in el salvador. He'll do it to you, he'll do it to me, he'll do it to whoever he wants because that's what he thinks being president means.

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

submitted 54 days ago • 139 comments

Please let JD Vance killed the Pope become the new JD Vance fucked a couch.

submitted 54 days ago • 93 comments

submitted 55 days ago • 35 comments

The pattern is clear: on a popular level there is strong resistance to Trump, among the elite near total capitulation. In education we see grade school staff (principals, teachers) refusing to co-operate with Ice while Ivy League universities are silent. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

submitted 61 days ago • 31 comments

a frequently useful guideline in 2025 is “if a billionaire says something that might have a reasonable interpretation you agree with, they don’t mean the reasonable version you’re thinking of”

submitted 62 days ago • 15 comments