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Minneapolis Can I pet your dog?
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This is the second time I've seen this group of dudes come through on the golf course and it couldn't be me.

submitted 50 minutes ago • 0 comments

I want to get in the pool, but putting on sunscreen seems like such a pain right now.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Wait, is Kody Clemens now using "Return of the Mack" as his walk up music?

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Dad just now, "That's not what he died from. Wally died from being an idiot."

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

They go great with cava!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Finally logging off. Coworker has been slacking all day.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The fella and my mom send the same smiley face emoji fairly often and I dislike it so much.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Having happy hour with a bunch of septuagenarians.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Color me intrigued.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Cops are trying REAL HARD to cast themselves as the heroes of this tragic story. In fact, cops let the killer get away twice, and only alert citizen action led to the arrest.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Agreed to go with Mom to run her weekly errands because I hate myself, I guess.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to decide where to go for a weekend in the next couple of months. I'm so bad at this kind of thing.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Been here 17 minutes and she's already ripping ass.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

At my consult with the allergist. I am not good at these breathing tests.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Oooooh, couple of little power flickers in 55408.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments