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submitted 104 days ago • 15 comments

i gotta go to the bathroom

submitted 172 days ago • 79 comments

submitted 173 days ago • 57 comments

before logging into bluesky, i must first enter a secret password that no one knows but me. this space-age security measure has would-be hackers shaking in their boots

submitted 172 days ago • 32 comments

I have a brilliant plan, all I need is: - the copyright to everything - all the money in the world

submitted 179 days ago • 139 comments

submitted 173 days ago • 453 comments

When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you

submitted 174 days ago • 117 comments

Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually

submitted 180 days ago • 122 comments

my posts are read and enjoyed in more than 800 countries around the world

submitted 180 days ago • 52 comments

the bears’ second half, down 3 points the entire time: - punt - punt - reach SEA territory, punt - reach SEA territory, punt - false start on 4th & inches - punt team sent out - timeout #1 burned with a stopped clock - they think about it - 1st down - timeout #2 burned with a stopped clock - int

submitted 180 days ago • 102 comments

im gonna blow my shit off smoove

submitted 209 days ago • 29 comments

getting really into stamp collecting and replying "Read that as 'stamp collecting' for some reason" every single time anyone posts anything

submitted 198 days ago • 24 comments

Counterpoint: Do

submitted 198 days ago • 709 comments

wait holy shit

submitted 198 days ago • 123 comments

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 197 days ago • 15 comments

Pretending to be me on bluesky is such poor form. If you're pretending to be a celebrity, pretend to be a proper one like Ryan Reynolds. If you're pretending to be a writer, pretend to be a proper one like Mark Twain. If you're pretending to be a YouTuber, pretend to be a proper one like Ludwig.

submitted 198 days ago • 105 comments

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.

submitted 202 days ago • 262 comments

Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’ theonion.com/report-la-li...

submitted 204 days ago • 168 comments

my first DM on this site

submitted 209 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 216 days ago • 17 comments

If you vote Trump you're at best completely decieved or simply comfortable with open fascism. If you've spent more time browbeating people unwilling to vote Harris because of the genocide her party is facilitating than you have demanding the Dems commit to an arms embargo, then you're the same.

submitted 234 days ago • 8 comments