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A federal judge has ruled that dictator-wannabe Trump illegally called-in the National Guard to Los Angeles, California. Judge Breyer has ordered that control of the Guard be returned to Gov. Gavin Newsom. 🙌🙏💪👏🇺🇸👇

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Booker: He was made to kneel before the authority of the executive… They treated a member of the United States senate violently after he identified himself, dragged him out of a room, threw him upon the ground, and put him in handcuffs

submitted 17 hours ago • 1068 comments

Stop calling for resignation and saying that they should be “ashamed.” These people will not go willingly and have no shame.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

As long as it’s not “Sugar Free” I’m aligned.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Fascism: a populist political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and race over the individual, that is associated with a centralized autocratic gov. headed by a dictatorial leader, and characterized by severe economic and social regimentation and by forcible suppression of opposition

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I wonder if a Hawk has ever stubbed a toe going after some prey.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Don’t make me repeat myself.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Have we tried sending in Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi to stop ICE?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes the internet provides the perfect joke.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Who thought emoji reactions to emails were a good feature?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This $36 solo order of Taco Bell will do the trick!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Now Boarding: Idiocracy

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

History doesn’t celebrate complacency.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

submitted 4 days ago • 3070 comments

LOADING…. 85% [||||||||||||||||||||||| ]

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Prove it

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Note to self: younger generations now are confused when you ask where the “ATM” is located.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

So does this mean Mars is off the table now?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Motivational speaker, and I just read the discover feed.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Is there such thing as “haunting proximity?” Like if a high rise shares a wall with a hospital, how many rooms in could potentially be haunted?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Buy now and get your second Skeet 1/2 price!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

*me standing in a freezer.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sadness comes in many forms.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’m here you fuckass bitch

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

peace out losers im going to Dog World

submitted 9 days ago • 25 comments

Work > Vacation

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Your core songs of the past become a reflection of the present.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Measure twice & then be sad forever.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If I say “yes” will it happen sooner?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

LA needs a “America’s Next Top Accident Attorney” show.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I went to a mall tonight unexpectedly. How do they stay open?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It was time for a creamy fuckin pint 🍺 ☘️

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If I’m not careful I’m going to end up at a brewery soon.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My death pool is too lively.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t go to the gym if my headphones aren’t charged.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Acronyms are cool and all, but referring to our little dictator as a Taco is offensive to Tacos. Tacos bring joy and are delicious, while he brings the opposite.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I will forever be an unserious person before a serious one.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment