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we heard you like daguerreotypes, so we daguerreotyped a daguerreotypist displaying his daguerreotypes

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If you see this, post a picture from your device with no explanation.

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kink is way too mainstream these days

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frostbite and heat stroke both exist, but so do heatbite (burns) and frost stroke (hypothermia)

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put it on and take it off are phrases with opposite meanings, and by coincidence so are take it on and put it off

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i promise im not on drugs, plural. just fent for me tonight

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when i wanna play the new york times game strands i google “nyt strands” but sometimes i type “nut strands” on accident and i get scared that ill see pictures of cum

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the pokemon that runs this account

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seeing someone start to suck their own dick hey - hey hey, let’s not get a head of ourselves here

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if “fuck bitches get money” was about my life it would be “fuck no one get about the median income for an adult in the united states”

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[gay 12 stout street] i used to jerk off in my room in the morning watch porno with some dudes in the morning i fucked a guy last night thought his back finna blow out

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if the city limits are the outskirts of town then the red light district is the upskirts of town

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“i bet i could outsmoke you” i can say with full confidence that a toddler could outsmoke me

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krista furka lumbis

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single moms on dating apps always talk about having “the good snacks” but im fat so i already buy the good snacks for myself

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