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Running for office seems like a lot of work. Events, fundraising, showing up to support your opponents that have been arrested by ICE, town halls, door knocking, etc

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It would be cool if first names and surnames were interchangeable like John Denver could have a brother named Frank Denver or he could have a brother named John Detroit

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John Krasinski groans as he hears me say "whoa it's that guy from the office" from behind. He turns around just in time to see me pointing at Steve Martin in the airport

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A breakthrough for gamers

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Wow I've been misreading Beach Boys as Beastie Boys all day. A lot of things making a lot more sense now. The playlist inspired by, the anecdotes. I am a fool

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As a gender apologist I'm just really sorry that you have to experience gender at all

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I can't believe how many of these protesters in LA are wearing ankle socks. Optics matter, y'all. Go out and buy some crew socks, or mid crew at least

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It would be cool if those 4,000 national guards and 700 marines came to California and immediately began building housing

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With all troops now deployed in L.A. the Chinese could probably take over Washington D.C. in six hours

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Hi can I get a coffee flavored coffee please? Sir this is a sperm bank Okay fine let me get a cup of cum then. To go Sure what flavor would you like? Ugh- doctor I guess

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Mr President, respectfully:

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Everybody knows Trump can't do anything to Elon Musk. Musk has the president over a barrel and is spanking him like a naughty child. There is no way the president can have Mr Musk "dealt with" in any form of finality, and everybody knows it. People say it in the halls of power all the time

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I had a disturbing dream last night where I was in a warlike situation where I had to keep unleashing fire breath on armies or swarms of kangaroo mice, bunnies, and cats. Woke up thinking what the fuck was that why did I remember that one

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You'd think someone would have written a better Bible by now. Society's love affair with sequels only goes so far I guess

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They should bring in a native Spanish speaker to voice Peggy Hill. Wow she really committed to learning the language

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Happy Gay Eve to all who celebrate

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Looks like ol' Elon Musk ran into Mark Zuckerberg in the alley behind the White House and Zuck gave him a regular ring ding zinger

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

They need to come up with a type of fraud ordinary people can do and get away with so we can all be rich

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes when I'm walking through a long hallway I think I'm going to hit a loading screen

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I'm surprised more home owners don't make their own flags. If I had a home I'd run up some bespoke flags for sure

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I told ChatGPT to "swat my enemies" and it did

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I need to remember which jacket I put that rock in. It's a really nice rock. Or maybe it's in a fanny pack. Oh god, it's right behind me, isn't it?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats hate Trump so much they're literally dying while he's in office

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on you Fool me three times, wow you're really not getting it, shame on you again

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

They should do more Star Wars stuff like Solo, a one-off movie not connected to any other TV shows or movies

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I don't think that's true

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

It's crazy how long we send people to jail for murder. 12 years is probably enough. What are they going to do, kill again?

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My sourdough starter is only four days old but I'm trying to bake with it. Really winging it on the fermentation timing which I have also lost track of. Let's see if this vibes only loaf works out. I also don't know how long to bake it

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment