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it/its, 18+ answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse so take your pick or switch it up for fun if you see a mouse or rat or deer or ferret or weasel or snow leopard or karkat vantas assume that its me cringe and fag
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what did the black eyed peas actually mean when they said their ass was contagious

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reminder everyone

theyre doing this to me tomorrow (hopefully)

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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck πŸ’ΈπŸ€πŸ€ž

growing up as a sensitive white boy I internalized a lot of messages about the importance of being a generous and even-handed lover with women and since transitioning I've had to unlearn them all because every other tgirl I know is begging for the disposable cumrag treatment

Periwinkle the Circus Mouse :3

literally just like me fr fr

deer girl in her natural habitat

one again . dragon girl exploda my pesis like nuclear missile

homosexual content

seven minutes into klonoa door to phantomile this is the most lovely and whimsical adventure in history

"you wouldn't swallow a beaker of unstable chemicals" step the fuck off bitch i know what im about

Clip of Wallace saying Fuck Uncensored which was part of the bloopers from Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventure

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It's been a late night in the number factory

ladies. if your girls theme song isnt superego by yan "nucleose" rodriguez, why are you fucking her

day one out the alembic already hustling. homunculus net worth = 1coin

Anyone Mind If This White Boy Speaks a Little Italiano This Evening?

me, 19, having been transported to the universe of kingdom hearts: what the fuck where am I. i was driving 70mph is my car going to kill someone. Is god real Goofy, blessed with the eyes to see the truth and noticing this dude is oddly clean shaven and wearing a baggy hoodie:

fuck! that! cowgirl!

Happy birthday to this guy and this guy only.

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