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By underhand corrupted foul injustice

Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple theonion.com/christi...

That’s not how fire sprinklers work at all.

Their models are about ongoing support, not trying to transform a hobby into a subscription.

Let's take a moment to appreciate Warcraft III's facial animations.

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/contro... #smbc

This is Malak. He was caught on camera busting a hole through the wall. Immediately felt really bad about it, if that helps his case. 12/10

If these mice want to live in my house they’ll have to live by my rules* *we kiss goodbye and hello *always ask if anyone needs anything before you go to the store

He stares up at the sign, tears streaming. Arthur “Pantless” Jackson smiles. The search has taken him 10 years and to 14 countries. He opens the door. The clerk looks up from his phone. “Can I help you?” he asks. “Yes,” says Arthur, “I’m Jackson, and I believe you have my pants.”

Icarus Truth Rest of comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/icarus-2 #smbc

Due to budget cuts my secret passage is now guarded by one guy who tells only half-truths

Phillip K Dick's forgotten work

Someone could write a graduate-level thesis about Terry Pratchett's portrayal of academia in the Discworld novels. The wizards at Unseen University have a lot going on.

If the bar has nothing but Pepsi they should be required under penalty of law to tell me that BEFORE mixing the drink

Real Estate: Spacious End-Unit

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Here are some nice mushrooms

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com Books

Repulsive

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/use

woegurt

You can't fool me; this is clearly the Celestial embryo kicking

’Tis thought, my lord, that you took bribes

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff. - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Did someone say *yet another* expensive military aircraft has been lost to the ocean?

Woman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts

What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out