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bartsmith.bsky.social
On twitter, I had an underscore in my name. Here, I don’t. Everything else is basically the same Carrboro, North Carolina
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complaining about Black Lives Matter in a speech to the Republican Attorneys General Association should be the end of whatever remaining liberal cred the ADL had

submitted 7 hours ago • 33 comments

It’s ur boi Young Boozer

submitted 12 hours ago • 27 comments

This is literally the premise of Mountainhead. Same characters and everything. lol

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

If I say “I’ve had cheeseburgers for dinner twice during June,” that doesn’t signal that I am of the belief that the month of June is over

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

He’s seen it? Neetzan Zimmerman was one of the people most responsible for the dark side of digital media

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

submitted 16 hours ago • 92 comments

This new Lifeguard album is the album for all those people who constantly complain that there are no real rock bands anymore

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

the thing about Stephen Miller is that there are so many students at Duke who could have written that same op-ed

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submitted 1 day ago • 115 comments

elon musk is still following stephen millers wife #noticing

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

i don't know. it seems absurd to me that anybody is earning more than $1 million a year writing an email newsletter

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

I fear that a lot of people are just too stupid to have been given unfettered access to the internet

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

AI is coming for @solomonmissouri.bsky.social's job

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

aaaaand we're back to googling "tsla" every morning to feel slightly better

submitted 22 hours ago • 15 comments

it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

losing all that momentum as new york voters discover that he’s a nepo baby

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AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

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I did not realize how much I would be enjoying various Nazi influencers posting like their mom and dad are getting a divorce

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

There we go.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Now you understand the pain in Dan bonginos eyes

submitted 1 day ago • 149 comments

Democrat galaxy brain: but maybe he could be *our* Nazi edgelord

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Is Wednesday really dad rock?

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it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

submitted 1 day ago • 139 comments

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 1 day ago • 642 comments

could I get a follow up from the dems on this?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

the scorpion and the frog only both are scorpions

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No joke, Trump has to fire all of them now. They're a sabotage risk to the administration.

submitted 1 day ago • 202 comments

I imagine this story ends with somebody in the White House getting confused and sanctioning Elon University

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

This is still Trump's best Elon work but I have high hopes for the next 24 hours

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

he should just keep hosting Hot Ones and stay out of stuff like this

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments