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battleblorbopod.bsky.social
A podcast randomly and subjectively ranking every fictional character at arbitrary tasks. Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
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Aigis (Persona) vs The Harbinger (Omensight) - Who Could most effectively navigate public transportation to reach a specific destination?

Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) vs Komaeda Nagito (Danganrompa) - Who could design the best art gallery exhibition?

this is the type of speech censorship that we would hold up as evidence of terrifying and unacceptable authoritarianism in another country

Guess who came on to defend her blorbo !!!! IRON BULL LET'S GOOOOOOO

Iron Bull (Dragon Age) vs Jodie Caldwell (Super Lesbian Animal RPG) - Who is better suited to protect teenage Sarah Connor from the T-800

Wake up, new Battle of the Blorbos dropped.

We talk about 100 clones of your mom, Miku's teeth, Not existing is bad for scheduling, Smash Bros for Dads, Air Dashing is anime, Successful bad pizza, Making friends with a black hole, and much more. shows.acast.com/blorbobattle...

Mayor Regina “The Evil Queen” Mills (Once Upon a Time) vs Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) - Who would run the better Pizzeria?

Crossovers used to be freak shit. Now it’s all focus tested and corporate approved. @battleblorbopod.bsky.social strives to be freak shit

Gentaro “Kamen Rider Fourze” Kisaragi (Kamen Rider Fourze) vs Juanita Callahan (Young Wizards) - Who could do the kessel run in the fewest parsecs?

The Harbinger (Omensight) vs Firefly (Honkai Star Rail) - Who would make the better Mortal Kombat guest character?

If your creative project doesn't include trans people, it is a waste of time in our current world

Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) Vs Kotori Itsuka (Date A Live) - Who is Best at finding your lost car keys?

Hatsune Miku Vs Doctor Stephen Strange (Marvel Comics) - Who would be the Best Musical Theatre Performer?

We assembled some weirdos and obscurities for you this month. How much blood is too much blood for the club? How do pony hooves work? Skeletons don't have skin. Depressed trans allies. How did none of my guests watch Evangelion? shows.acast.com/blorbobattle...

Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs Dysthmia (I Was a Teenage Exocolonist) - Who can sleep the longest?

Dysthymia (I Was a Teenage Exocolonist) vs Clark “Superman” Kent - Who has the Smallest backlog on Steam?

Our Host M went on Ranma 1/2 podcast Don’t Know What 2 Do to learn about the random and weird incidental characters of that show. rss.com/podcasts/ran...

Papyrus (Undertale) vs Jodie Caldwell (Super Lesbian Animal RPG) - Who is the Best pizza delivery driver?

Nothing There (Lobotomy Corporation) vs Yuffie Kisaragi (Final Fantasy VII - Who is the Best at Jenga

I'd say Pip because her world is more deteriorated (more stress and boredom), also she already had adictive tendencies

Littlepip (Fallout Equestria) vs Pinkie Pie (MLP: FiM) - Who is the Biggest gacha whale?

I'm in this one, repping my favourite blorbo, Doctor K from Power Rangers RPM!

We almost accidentally stumbled upon a theme this time. Also How much of 8-Bit Theatre is stolen, the respective vision of rabbits and lions, being too gay to live, how aggressively Canadian Orphan Black is, more hyping up of Super Lesbian Animal RPG shows.acast.com/blorbobattle...

Helena (Orphan Black) vs Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi) - Who is Best able to troubleshoot a computer?

Doctor K (Power Rangers RPM) vs Wuk Lamat (Final Fantasy XIV)- Who has the Tidiest Bedroom?

Nicholas D Wolfwood (Trigun Stampede) vs Loki (Marvel) - Who has the Best voice for a true crime documentary voice over?

Red Mage Statcowski (8-Bit Theatre) vs Xiomara Rosales (Coquette Dragoon) - Who is the most likely to be in a fast food commercial?

Just throwing out some feelers. Anyone (preferably queer) down to maybe guest on a horny bonus episode of @battleblorbopod.bsky.social next month?

Alison Goletta (Super Lesbian Animal RPG) vs Professor Desty Nova (Battle Angel Alita) - Who will be the first to Reassemble and claim Soul Edge

We are joined by Nobody's girlfriend Fabby from Teenagers with Attitude, Ultrawholumbo and Ediolon Playtest for this special Valentine's themed episode all about romance and the Blorbo's romantic potentials. shows.acast.com/blorbobattle...

Romeo Montague (Romeo and Juliet) vs Robert E O Speedwagon (Jojos Bizarre Adventure) - Who is better at holding hands in a movie theatre

Lug (Transformers IDW) vs Captain Carrot Ironfounderson (Discworld) - Who would give the most thoughtful marriage proposal?

Kotori Itsuka (Date A Live) vs Samuel Haight (World of Darkness) - Who gives the best anniversary gift?

This counts as ball room dancing right?

Ashen Woods (Infinity Alchemist) vs Schneider (Reverse 1999) - Who is better at Ball Room Dancing?

Xiomara Rosales (Coquette Dragoon) vs Doctor Victor Von Doom (Marvel comics)- Who would better be able to pull off going on two dates at once?

We're back for another season of ranking all of our favourite characters in increasingly arbitrary challenges. shows.acast.com/blorbobattle...

Tooth Fairy (Reverse 1999) vs Prince Hamlet of Denmark (Shakespeare’s Hamlet) - Most likely to find the Holy Grail

Robert E O Speedwagon (Jojos Bizarre vs Setsuna F Seiei (Gundam 00) - Who will be able to steal a leprechaun’s gold?

Finally the #1 best Borbo ranked in 2024 is Millicent “Cent” Rice from the Jumper series (Special thanks to @nobodyaddams.bsky.social once more for the reading)