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most "horror" westerns: "what if cowboy's ran into, I dunno, monsters and shit..." the real life west: this guy had the skin stripped from a dead outlaw and made into a pair of shoes. he later wore those shoes to his inaugural ball after he was elected Senator.

I always enjoy seeing what (punny) names that peeps come up with for their video game or hobby shops in old classifieds. All dragon, all the time at Dancing Dragon. 🐉 And hope you're stlll hobbying, Eileen. 📖: Dragon Magazine #249, July 1998

Remember that time they made Kenta Nagata take that sample that said “homosexuality” out of the options menu music on 1080 Snowboarding

You wa Cute!!

I cannot stress enough that these Christian nationalists (and tbh, evangelicals broadly) believe 100% they are fighting an actual, spiritual holy war. That any opposition they face is due to demons, Satan, and supernatural evil.

Loss is funny not because a miscarriage is inherently humorous, it's because Tim Buckley used his setup-talk-talk-punchline format for it. It's like if you were watching a road runner cartoon and right before Wile E ran into the painted tunnel he stopped and told the audience he had prostate cancer

you love to fucking see it

"I meant to do that"

Chibbis, or chaibiss

The way this guy says "Chibi Anime" has completely destroyed my vocabulary.

I like how both contractors and lighting designers also call them "boob lights" www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mZr...

Ah yes a can't of coke

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 01,1962

samurai-ghost, magazine screenshot, turbografx-16 (1993) archive.org/details/vide...

There is absolutely no way that name is an accident

happy pride month btw

Had to draw them bsky.app/profile/clai... It's like some strange old sitcom that would show up for a summer on Nick at Nite, but with birds.

It is that time again.

Remember when Ronald Reagan literally had Alzheimer's during his 2nd term, his wife ran the country with astrology, the Republicans all covered it up and turned him into an icon naming airports and highways after him all over the country? Yeah, that actually happened.

russian nuclear aircrafts are shredded, happy Pride

Happy Pride

Welcome sign Gay, MI

Black Flag Verstappen pleas and thank, make him so mad he has a literal meltdown

Also Verstappen is just making shit up now anyway

Verstappen is going to have kinged everyone by the end of this race

by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%

Blast from the Past: Kittens Ginger and Maryann, on the day @battlehork.bsky.social met and fell in love with them. 🤍🧡🤎

It’s cool how the first 10 or so years of hard rock invented so many image/vibe templates that rock/metal bands still use today - mysterious occultists (Zeppelin) - lost souls tormented by demons (Sabbath) - swaggering virtuosos (Deep Purple) - a bunch of stupid assholes who suck ass (Aerosmith)

It's random game Saturday! Today I want to showcase Farming Simulator 16 bit edition for the genesis/MD. A proper demake of farming simulator from the devs themselves, with music by turrican composer Chris Hülsbeck. Comes with a nice manual and kind of a gross green cart!

Icons of the VHS and Laserdisc era of anime. Pages from Manga Heroes March 1995 and Anime FX Feb 1995 issue.

all your favorites are here

american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

when i tweeted this eight years ago IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE

happy early Pride Month everyone

The weeds were too hardcore in the backyard for the weed whacker, so ai got out the handheld hedge trimmer. It works, but bending over sucks. So I see they have pole mounted hedge trimmers, and now I want one of those. Yards are a conspiracy of Big Tool. Huh huh huh, I said “big tool”