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As we say over at Church of the Subgenius, never pass up a chance to separate the Pinks from their Green. www.theverge.com/news/687418/... @subgenius.bsky.social

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Got to be careful not to use too many big words with the wee ones, y'know. www.facebook.com/reel/1212391...

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'[senior ICE official Tatum] King acknowledged that the change in policy would impair the agency’s ability to implement Miller’s vision, writing, “We acknowledge that by taking this off the table, that we are eliminating a significant # of potential targets.”' www.thedailybeast.com/taco-trump-c...

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See, you just gotta talk to these kids at their appropriate emotional level. www.facebook.com/mrs.frazzled...

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Be careful out there, people. Here's some good advice. wolvesandsheep.substack.com/p/lets-do-th...

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"Kristi Noem is Stephen Miller With hair extensions and tons of filler." Burma Shave www.borowitzreport.com/p/noem-poem

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Gosh all hemlock, I did nazi that coming. www.facebook.com/reel/1253401...

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Life Hacks No. 3.14159 www.facebook.com/reel/2026111...

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Dang if he isn't turning out to be a unifying influence after all. Natural disasters will do that, I guess. www.borowitzreport.com/p/south-afri...

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By Neddie Dingo, I think he's got us there. www.borowitzreport.com/p/biden-cove...

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And it was a bargain! He probably has a time share agreement with Putin, Musk, and Undisclosed Oligarchs. Might be hard to find a slot for him, though. www.borowitzreport.com/p/qatar-sign...

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And then it eats everything in the bird feeder and defecates all over the place.

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It's not a Trojan Horse, kids. It's a white elephant. Them Qataris know a chump (rhymes with....) when they see one. www.newsweek.com/qatar-gift-t...

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Coming soon from RFK the Lesser's brain worm: "research" showing the superiority of Pirellii's Miracle Elixir. youtu.be/4jAvUNwaXyE?... With natural piss and ink! Fully organic and compostable. Just like you.

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Zut alors! We must put a 2 gazillion precent tariff on Chinese Trumps. That'll show 'em, by cracky!

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Found in a Klein Bottle on the Intertoobs.

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Here in Democracy's dusk, A pottymouth fellow named Musk Tries to be meanie, Comes off as weenie, When he tries to sound very brusque. -Roy Blount, Jr.

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Y'know, it always seemed to me that the last thing we needed was a national affirmative action program for incompetent white male knuckleheads with mommy issues, but here we are.

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If you've never been dissed in Boston, you've never been dissed at all! substack.com/redirect/4db...

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In today's episode of You Can't Make This Merde Up "Minnesota state Sen. Justin Eichorn (R) was arrested for soliciting a minor on Monday, authorities said, hours after he introduced a bill proposing “Trump derangement syndrome” (TDS) as a form of mental illness.": thehill.com/homenews/sta...

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The other day he shot a foot in his pajamas. How that foot got in his pajamas is a mystery but DEI was probably involved. www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-gets...

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Well, see, they told him it was a "Freedom Horn." When he found out what it was, it was the most ridiculous thing anyone had EVER heard. theonion.com/jd-vances-fr...

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Dang. And all this time I thought the blood was going to Vlad. theonion.com/pale-trump-b...

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They got themselves some style in Switzerland. And a fife and drum corps.

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Also of four-flushers, fakes, frauds, fools, fatheads, f**ups, and (of course) Fascists.

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And for a mere extra $5 mil. you can get the special Patriot Eggs (TM). They're gold-pated and the box includes valuable shares in Beefsteak Mines signed by Egbert Sousè www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-star...

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Ah, the old Bait and Switch. Reminds me of what Li'l Marco Rubio (L'il Abner's New Jersey cousin) used to say about Agent Orange: "If he hadn't inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Times Square." wolvesandsheep.substack.com/p/weak-stron...

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And remember: you can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many teeth. If this works, research can begin on finding a way for Democrats in Congress to grow spines. Getting GOPs to grow consciences, however, is now regarded as beyond modern science. www.popularmechanics.com/science/heal...

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Ah, Scottish kebab, you're the apple of my pie. I mean, my pie of apples. No, wait, that's not right. Oh, well.. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Scoff if you will (oh, you would, would you?) but has anyone ever seen IRS Commissioner (and Champion Auctioneer) Billy Long and Jabba the Hutt in the same room (it would be a big one)? I puts it to you and I leaves it to you. davebarry.substack.com/p/tax-prepar...

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Gotta show the capo di tutti capi a little respect here, punk. None of that Rodney Dangerfield stuff. Don't make me open a window, capish? www.borowitzreport.com/p/putin-scol...

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Is it real, or is it Borowitz? Only his hairdresser knows for sure. Anyway, it's an important part of this nutritious breakfast! www.borowitzreport.com/p/king-charl...

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I hear that SNL is going to do a parody version as well. Oh, wait.. youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU?...

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I mean, ShadyV has a more a punchable face, but you can’t argue with targets of opportunity. substack.com/@badchoicesm...

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Well, a Russian Sleeper Agent, really. Plus, if memory serves (as opposed to only standing and waiting like it does with GOPers usually), there was also at least one appearance by what my vermin watcher friends call a Common Ass-Kissing Toady. www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-...

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If this be madness, there's method to't! And besides, like Van Helsing said (sort of...) the Onion articles of today are the Alternate Facts of tomorrow. Or of any minute now. theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...

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And remember: Only YOU can prevent dumpster fires! www.borowitzreport.com/p/doge-staff...

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