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Urban fantasy author writing books with epic stakes and deep social commentary about diversity, protection vs autonomy, and awkward social interaction.
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The doctor: I just feel so retched that I'm the only TimeLord left in the universe. The Master: Hi Rani: Hello The Doctor: *shoving their bodies into a trunk, openly weeping* it's just such a tragedy. #doctorwho

#catsofyore

I was running late to the dentist and didn't brush my teeth before I came. This is a nightmare. I'm so embarrassed. I'd rather discover that Im actually pantless at this point. #embarrassment

It's international Lynx day!!! I've used Lynx folklore in my series called The False-Kin Chronicles And I've been working really hard on my website. There is still some work it do on the blog and make the Contact page prettier, but I think I got something good here.

The Masks We Wear is just 99 cents today on Amazon. Tomorrow it'll be 1.50 or something, so get it now!

Milk is broth.

Can we make the name KaroLIAR Leavitt stick Trump loves his propaganda nick names so let's play the same game.

One question has been on my mind for a while. Mr. Herne, what's your beef with Denny's? I get that it's not great food, nearly more of a fastfood chain, but... you take a stab at it in ever series. Even the Seven Kennings which is not set on Earth at all, I am convinced. @kevinhearne.bsky.social

Just saw thunderbolts. Wow that was so good. The MCU really needed a fresh movie with so much heart!

@kevinhearne.bsky.social Life is short and I am reminded to tell people my mind. I wanted to tell you that you and Luke Daniels have brought so much joy to my life. I love everything thing you write. Every world you build. Every pun you sneak in. Every prose you craft. I hope you're well.

Today's road trip is brought to you by Iron Druid, Hounded, by @kevinhearne.bsky.social I love this series but it's my husband's first time. I LOVE the tone. And an egg in my series is that I had to destroy Tempe.

✨️Adulting✨️ I learned that you need to pull out your fridge and clean the dust off the vents and coils every 6 mos. to keep it from burning out and needing a new one... It takes 20 minutes, a screwdriver, broom, or vacuum. Maybe a brush. Save yourself some $$$ and do the thing now. #newhomeowner

I'm not a debut author anymore. My second book came out today. I'm very proud of myself.

Does anyone currently play EVE online? I started back in 2006 but was inactive since 2013. But I'm trying to get back in to it.

"Sanderson is king" is the Jerry dog whistle I used to catch a husband. We had a book lover wedding. Now we write books together.

I am so excited to release my 2nd book into the world. I put so much of myself into this story.

I'm a chronic rereader, thanks to Audible. I read too slow to do it in print. And thanks to by ADHD I have to have a book playing all night as I sleep, I get cool dreams too. Some of my favorite series are ANYTHING from Kevin Herne and Brandon Sanderson. The Wheel of Time series. And Super Powerds.

You can read book 1 of the Falsekin Chronicles for free on Kindle Unlimited, and pre-order the ebook for book 2 on Amazon!

This is Sage's favorite time of the year. Sunny, not too hot. Perfect.

Forced with the threat of exposure, Meep and Beau form an unlikely alliance and uncover others just like them. As they work together to decipher the auditors reports, they uncover a shocking truth that changes their world forever.

It really gives me bonkers when an Author mixes us MDs and therapists. Looking at you Drew Hayes.

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"My name is Natalie," Natalie said. -Drew Hayes Super Powerds Year 1 (or 2, idk)

Sneak peak at the new formatting for my upcoming book, The Ways We Err coming this April to Kindle Unlimited and Amazon

This marketing always messes with my head.

And who they didn't like

Working on an updated cover for The Masks We Wear 2nd edition

Robert Jordan, surprised that his epic fantasy trilogy turned into a sprawling 14 book series. Also RJ "In the gaurd room, at the end of the gaurd hall, then lone gaurd laid on the floor." -TWOT book 4 Shadow Rising

#snapchat is the worst. The false sense of security from dissappearing messages look like kids messaging friends images of unaliving attempts or threats, active self harm, or other harmful behavior leaving kids confused and hurt, encouraging them to keep secrets and feeling unsupported #mentalhealth

In a world where mythical beings hide in plain sight, Meep and Beau must conceal their true identities to avoid persecution. When a mysterious Auditor arrives with technology to expose them, they team up with other supernaturally-abled individuals to uncover his plans and protect their communities.

SSRIs work by slowing your brain's natural reuptake process from removing all your serotonin buddies before they can be escorted over the synaptic gap to Have A Good Day Land. SSRIs don't make anything extra. It just gives your brain some extra time to get its 💩 done. #ssri #maha #depression

Robert Jordan prose: "Lantern-lighters used their lights to light lanterns." ☠️👌 -Dragon Reborn, book 3 of The Wheel of Time. (I literally cannot count how many times I have listened to this book series.)

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

If Esq. (Esquire) is male. Is the female version Esquette?

#horribletherapist @theoatmeal.bsky.social