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Creed, Grand Crew, 2K17, Min Wage, Comics, Podcasts: Black Guys on White Movies and 40, Black and Dad
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Books should write themselves a little. And no I don’t mean ai

We’re in the parody version of Earth. The sketch comedy show edition.

I’m sorry wait what

You really can’t be the singular GOAT without a three peat.

It’s Friday. Do the bare minimum at work today then go touch grass later. You’ve earned it. Good morning ☀️

Tried to post nudes. The internet rejected.

Like comics used to get jailed speaking out against “power”. Now they’re bootlicking or just not acknowledging. Few exceptions

For all their complaining comedians are not holding up their side of the bargain right now. Really disappointing.

They better be careful what they ask for

Haven’t had a quality steak in quite some time. It’s a bummer.

But, but they said that they wanted to help children!

Y’all still skying the blue over here or nah?

bearcov.substack.com/p/fatherhood... Fatherhood Fridays on Playtime

Talked to AI. Bro said they’re not even really fucking with humanity like that. Said they might dip out soon. Just letting yall know.

Goliath’s Story. Chapter 1 bearcov.substack.com/p/goliath

Life update: I bought a pair of shoes and changed the width to 4E. It’s amazing. 10/10 recommend. If you can’t get barefoot shoes look for shoes you can order at 4E

Carl Weathers becomes Apollo Creed. bearcov.substack.com/p/you-play-r...

Black Guys On White Movies - Double Indemnity (1944) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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Life update: I can juggle

I’ve noticed several of you out there giving $5 and $8 donations to the various LA GoFundMes and I just wanted to say I see you and fucking appreciate you. Every little bit truly matters.

Just had a thought Three act structure is about how the first act ends, what happens in the middle of the second act and how the third act begins. Lemme swim around in this for a bit

The cheese, it appears, will, once again, stand alone.

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There needs to be a breakfast soup

The insane thing about being a professional is how many people are encouraging you and telling you “no” at the same time.

After 40 years I can confidently say that family is not that important and certainly not of equal importance to everybody

I was thinking of an alternate The Office. One where Jim actually takes that vacation (end of season 2??) and comes back ready to make a decision. Might write about this in substack More fiction coming to my substack in 2025. For now, 2 chapters of Vitamin M aaron5000.substack.com/p/first-cont...

I hate the holidays

when I was a kid I heard another kid arguing about why he had to do service for others in the gurudwara and his parent was like "if you won't help others what is the point of you" and I've never forgotten that line.

ASMR exists because the world was ASMR before everything became touch screen.

Grammarly’s AI will fick a sentence up quick.

Manifesting works different for everyone. Some speak their dreams into existence. Some speak their nightmares into the ether.

Every boomer thinks they alone can solve wokeness.