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🧙🏼He/They 💙💜💖 🧑‍💻🍱Animation Technical Director /Compositor / Graphics / Waiter 📜Previously: Lackadaisy, Dungeon Flippers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Velma, Hit Monkey, Beast Games 🎨🃏📚🍞Art / MtG / Books / Food 📣Opinions my own
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Journal comics- escapism failed aka an excuse to draw ps1 graphics

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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit

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Went out to the shop with my daughter and she stops walking at the wine aisle "Please get wine daddy. That one has a kangeroo on it" "You're a bit too young for wine" "I don't want it i just want you to have it" Being peer pressured by my daughter

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A little motivation

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We need to bring back "sellout" as an insult, because some people are way too comfortable selling out.

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

Happy 73rd birthday to the great DAVID BYRNE. I’ve probably clocked more hours listening to the Talking Heads than any other band 🎧

submitted 6 days ago • 154 comments

Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.

submitted 6 days ago • 48 comments

OH MY GOD! ITS AERITH, WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!

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| No Love Is Wasted | ⚔️💮 #originalart

submitted 8 days ago • 40 comments

I LOVE IT

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- Y'shtola, Night's Blessed - Final Fantasy XIV x MTG One of the best things to arrive in my inbox : a commission to paint Y’shtola. I loved each minute of the process. Thank you AD Stephanie Cheung. <3

submitted 92 days ago • 94 comments

Cid, Timeless Artificer - FFXVIxMTG Art director Eisuke Takeda was kind enough to ask me, during the work on the whole set, if I had some favorite FF. One my choices was FF16. And so I got this fabulous character that I LOVE : Cidolfus Telamon. #MTGxFINALFANTASY #FFXVI #MTG #FinalFantasy

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

White auracite - Artifact Minfilia Warde - FFXIV « She gave her life that we might defeat the Ascians. Her sacrifice must nit be in vain. » #MTG #FFXIV #MTGxFinalFantasy

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I got to paint Kiora once again. And once again it was a happy moment, thanks to art director Dawn Murin, always aiming straight at my favorite things to work on ♥️ #MTG #MTGFoundations #MTGFDN

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« Only the Ancients, only Aerith can save us from Meteor » - Cloud Strife In the pantheon of mythic Final Fantasy moments, this one probably is one I would never I hoped I would get to paint someday. But thanks to AD Cassie Murphy, I did. ❤️ #MTG #MTGxFinalFantasy #FF7

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

Hello hi this game rips

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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Florida! Ghosts! Paintings that reshape reality itself! Trauma and memory! Filling flashlights with water to stop tiny statues from coming to life! All this and more as JUST KING THINGS tackles 2008's pretty dang good haunted island/magic painting novel DUMA KEY: rangedtouch.com/2025/05/12/d...

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Happy Mother’s Day to all the baby wizard carriers of the world

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Just had a #FFxMTG thought: if there isn’t an uncommon cycle of mages (White, Black, Red, Green, & Blue mages are classic FF jobs after all!) then WotC missed out on a really cool thing imo!

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Don't hurt 'em Lucca!! #chronotrigger

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Our cat fell asleep on my hip last night and I do not know if it’s because he’s fat or I’m old now, but damn I’m hurting today lol

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a quick comic about shopping with a baby

submitted 186 days ago • 37 comments

time adventure

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The Lilypad Knight, Protector of the Pond #art #fantasyart #kidlitart #gouache

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #24 🤎

submitted 18 days ago • 193 comments

Giant Bomb forever 🤘😔

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Please be aware that there have been tons of people archiving old clips / podcasts / etc from Giant Bomb past and present. As the great MST3K once said: “Keep circulating the tapes.” duders.zone archive.org/details/gian...

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This healed a part of me

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it's independent bookstore day! and incidentally amazon has put on a book sale the same day, because they're undercutting scum! don't give them your money! support you local bookstore in person or use bookshop.org! maybe even buy My book! it's good! bookshop.org/p/books/hung...

submitted 24 days ago • 35 comments

Hey y’all, I don’t have much reach, but if you can share this it’d be huge. My friend was in an awful bike accident & needs all the support he can get. Like Em says, he’s an absolute light. gofund.me/ae9d75cf

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A drawing I'm very fond of is this Peaches and Cream Barbie with Mombi heads.

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

My mom recently retired from the public library. She said, “Always make sure to say hello to everyone who walks in. You never know if you’re the only one to interact with them today.” I try to carry that with me into content. You never know what you might be for someone else.

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

friend who i watched play balatro for the first time a week ago just told me "i've been playing a lot of balatro lately" which is kind of like a friend who you watched do crack for the first time a week ago telling you "i've been doing a lot of crack recently"

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

… I think I may be spoiling our toddler lol

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my biggest *completed cross stitch project yet: Nathan Graves vs. Dracula (final battle from Castlevania: Circle of the Moon) this was 23,790 stitches across 43 colors, and I also used a higher strand-count (4 vs. 3) for the black outlines, Nathan, and the eyeball weakpoint, to make them pop more

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments